Tempus Fugit

I have no idea who he was, but I think I like him.

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Ok - thanks for the news on Ebert. I've had him down as a stroke victim, fat & recovering from Thyriod cancer. So anyone know how fat he is? 'cus I've got stock in this stocky chap and before this news about his new cancer he had dropped off my top 50 list. Those extra pounds may be vital in pushing him further up my list. Roger Ebert's statement on his illness.

Oh, how unoriginal. Many have threatened, few have tried, none have succeeded. Can't you spice it up a little with the promise of some illegal action we could look forward to instead? (And don't shout next time.) You forgot to mention the grammar mistake. Sorry IYG, to which mistake were you refering? In Guest's or your post? Never mind... Hey, I'm on your side. Fine, mock my English, see if I care. *sniff* At times I miss IYG, but then I have a few scoops of ice cream and I get over it. Couldn't even imagine what a shot of Jack does for you. I'm sure Bruno would bend over backwards for a shot of Jack's

The poetically inclined Ron Price is a fair bit older than Josco. Happy Birthday Josco.

I believe Brian lost his Prada wallet after it was forcibily inserted up his rectum, still at least that's one excuse for not buying your round. I don't think he lol much, though it did bring a tear to his eye.

Tell it like it is Patrick, those EU bastards.

That's most interesting, for that itself contradicts earlier news that it had been completely removed. I think if he makes it, he might make a good DL 2007 candidate. Nice work Phantom! Or possibly The Almighty just hates fat bastards with an ego as large as themselves.

Deviant, it would serve you right if Patrick rammed his xylophone right up your rectum.

Trying to impose fixed rules on the bastardised hotchpotch that is the English languge, is rather like trying to nail jelly to a wall.

John le Carre's "The Constant Gardener", pretty good read, those bastard Pharmas. Haven't seen the film mind, probably not a patch on the book.

Does the sun shine out of Mel's arse? No it's bollocks! Jew better believe it.

Happy Anniversary TF and congratulations. To think that you almost got banned.... I have been banned, under privileged and on Moderator approval, who else can boast such a colourful record.

Who givesafuck?

Is a family notice enough? The trouble is, it's not a very stable online link, but a cast-iron obit in print. Either way, I think there will probably be an obit in the Times at some stage in the next week. Philip D'Arcy Hart certainly should get a broadsheet obitituary, but just in case I've taken a screen capture of the paid for announcement. The DDP rules just state that the obituary must be in a UK national newspaper, so it should count.

Dickie O' is doing just fine, see the Brinsworth House thread for a recent picture of him.

Wasn't there some kind of war going on then, maybe that had something to do with it.

You are Q, an egotistical self deluding fu*kwit, ever considered a career in politics?

Banshee's promise me you'll never go into politics.

It helps to have all that high tech weaponry, supplied on very reasonable terms by the USA. Hezbollah have fired a few thousand Katyusha rockets into Israel and managed to kill fewer people than the Israelis did with one well aimed bomb.

He looks better in the second photo, he really should consider marketing that diet programme.

Hungary's second highest goal scoring footballer Ferenc Szusza has died aged 82.

Pretty things that full flow? Forgive me for misunderstanding, but I hope your talking about the burnette in white. I think that she could fit the definition as a pretty thing, Somehow I feel she is more naughty then the blond. I think Anubis was referring to these Pretty Things.

He'll end up on the Sex Offenders Register for that sort of behaviour.

They're tough up in Yorkshire, you only need to look at their fearsome breed of dog,