Tempus Fugit

We've all got them, it just tells you what your warning status is, the Moderators have increased powers these days. All kinds of punishments can now be inflicted upon an errant member.

An inspired eulogy Mr. Brimley, it's amazing to what heights alcohol can take the creative process. When the time comes for Chuck, you should submit that piece of writing to the Telegraph newspaper, they'd be fools not to use it.

Still no update re Larel Hester, maybe that Online Guardian snippet didn't count, don't know what the reason for the Marquess of Ely's lack of an update is.

Well what a kerfuffle. No sign in the trashcan, somebody has been thorough.

How to sensitively explain a divorce to a child.

48 sir, not 98. I get the impression you haven't been paying attention. Its Madam actually and yes you are right , I apologise profusely. Consider myself chastised. I do apologize madam, but that beard does make you look rather masculine.

The first case of Bird Flu on an EU farm has been confirmed. French Turkey Farm has bird flu outbreak.

Banshees Scream, Obscene! obscene! Ladies beware, Lothario's lair, Only the brave, Challenge this knave, Killing his time, Salaciousness his crime. Only joshing with you Mr.BS, (Only because I stole this writing from an ancient chap)

Still? Keith has never been on the DeathList.

Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Adolf Hitler all have a Bacon number of 3 Clive Dunn's is a 2, so who do you think you're kidding Mr.Hitler.

48 sir, not 98. I get the impression you haven't been paying attention.

Happy Birthday Lady Die Enjoy.

Jack Wild has his own DeathList thread here, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...30&hl=Jack+Wild

Deathlist elitism already... going straight to the overlords and ignoring the workers... Poor show, Sir. Well I never got a PM from Noel, probably for the best really. I wouldn't trust someone who used to run a Harry Potter website, a nasty business all round.

I read that story earlier today, and was just waiting for you to post a link HoS. You didn't disappoint.

A Bacon number calculator, that does all the hard work for you. Automatic Bacon number calculator.

The latest news I can find on Oscar is this Reuters article. He's still working, so no sign of imminent death.

The Culprits have been found, A very nasty bunch, one a dentist another is a funeral director. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4742844.stm

Banshees, he's a scream, Gone away it would seem, DeathList Moderater, Bizarre thread instigator, Problum speller, Unique kinda fella, Self proclaimed seer, Is his end near? Surely that can't be so, But then he should know, Former "Advisor" to DeathList, He's frequently stoned or pissed, Comeback,you namesake of Irish myth, And cast aside this silly little tiff.

Although he is now listed as dead on Wikipedia, I can't find the obit. Link? Here's a link. Telegraph. Just the one UK obit that I can find.

Ronald Neame, cinematographer,producer,screenwriter and director of some classic British films of the 30's and 40's. Also director of "The Poseidon Adventure". Born in 1911, got to be a reasonable bet for '07.

Roy Ward Baker, film and TV director, born in 1916, I thought he was already dead, but apparently not.

A naughty film. http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/pop_idol.shtml

iain, Taking obscurity to a whole new level.

A German (I Think) Teenager engaging in computer rage. http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html This kid really needs a slap.