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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    My hasn't this thread generated a record response in such a short time. DeathList does love its in-house threads
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    Libel, as it's written, not spoken.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    This thread has a hidden context Windsor. If Bill Clintons cat can have a thread, then anything goes.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    There's a good chap, I bet you feel better now.
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    Ibrahim Rugova

    No S**t Sherlock, There aint no fooling you.
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    Oscar Niemeyer

    Donor kebab anybody? Followed by another little drinky.
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    Oscar Niemeyer

    There is no light as Oscar is a communist ,and communism is Darkness . Sir Winston Churchill once said: If you are 20 and you´re not a communist, you have no heart. If you are 40 and you´re still a communist, you have no brain. What can we say about Oscar Niemeyer? He will be 99 this year and .Judging from Churchill´s statement he is almost two times and a half brainless. The world shall see the light as he passes away. rex sedet in vertice sits the king at the summit - caveat ruinam! let him fear ruin! nam sub axe legimus for under the axis is written Hecubam reginam. Queen Hecuba. (From : Fortune plango Vulnera Orff´s Carmina Burana 2nd profane song) Comment: As predicted by Oscar with the name ALLU on the Planalto Central. remember ALLU=LULA is a four letter word ,then a curse. and the name CUBA comes HECUBAM REGINAM in Portuguese sounds like A Rainha e´Cuba (=The queen is Cuba) .Mr. Niemeyer Loves Cuba and Fidel Castro. Your drunk sir/madam If not, then you really should consider the benefits of alcohol. At least then you would have an excuse for talking bullsh*t. Adieu to you.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I love this thread, Who'd have thunk that DeathList would be the one to keep dear old Dickie O's name alive. Such a delicious irony, DeathList the home of Dickie O' Lovers/haters, Keep the posts coming guests, we just love hearing from you.
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    Kurt Waldheim

    Those wicked Socialists framing poor Kurt, The way they forced him to join the SS and participate in the transportation of slave labour in the Balkans is shocking.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    This obscure book, has seen its sales rocket after Bin Laden endorsed it in his latest message. It's a funny old world.
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    Avatars

    Yes an excellent avatar HCW. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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    Ibrahim Rugova

    I agree the guy did have lung cancer after all, Not many people recover from that.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2006

    With Rugova's death Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kill retakes the lead, The competition has certainly got off to a flying start this year.
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    Cartoonists And Animators

    Ronald Searle, creator of St.Trinians is worth keeping an eye on. He'll be 86 in March.
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    Gerald Ford

    Hm. I seem to remember you once berating me for making a similarly crass comment. I shall now return the criticism: [shaking head and making 'tch' sound] Well really. [/shaking head and making 'tch' sound] I have no recollection of that incident yer honour. I do. Yes you're right, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...indpost&p=27631 What a hypocritical gobshite I am.
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    Gerald Ford

    Hm. I seem to remember you once berating me for making a similarly crass comment. I shall now return the criticism: [shaking head and making 'tch' sound] Well really. [/shaking head and making 'tch' sound] I have no recollection of that incident yer honour.
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    Gerald Ford

    I know, someone pulled that one off on me and it really pissed me off. If someone pulled off on me I'd be pissed off as well.
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    Tasteless Weblinks

    I've always wondered why JFK needed an Autopsy. One would have though that his cause of death was obvious.... I think you'll find it's mandatory to do an autopsy on any murder victim, in order to establish the exact cause of death. For example in Kennedy's case, the number of bullet enteries and their trajectory.
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    Tony Curtis

    Of course you were. The very idea of you making a spelling mistake is laughable.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    FMJ is the only film of his that I like, although I've yet to see Dr. Strangelove yet. 2001: A Space Odyessy was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. A Clockwork Orange was almost as bad. And don't get me started on Eyes Wide Shut... You haven't seen Dr.Strangelove Absolute genius, the film ends with a montage of Nuclear explosion footage accompanied by Dame Vera's "We'll meet again". Don't you like "The Shining"? I think it's one of Kubricks best.
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    Bill Clinton's Cat Socks

    Still alive according to Wikipedia, but who knows how accurate that is? 15 is fairly old for a cat... 20 is about their limit. Too bad, I'm a cat person too, and that's one hell of a cute one. Yep Bill certainly loves his pussy. Come on! it was inevitable, somebody had to say it.
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    Vera Lynn

    I shall miss the boobies. What exactly was the final offense? I believe Tokes last official posting to Godot was, " Still a knobhead arsehole" Right up there with Oscar Wilde, was Toke. Double Entendre not intended.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket Windsor? Do not poke the beast, or we'll have another John Hinckley on our hands. With The Isle of Dogs doubling for Vietnam. What a joker Kubrick was.
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    Tasteless Weblinks

    I'm sick.
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    Dead Body Web Site

    [sarcastic tone] Of course you don't [/sarcastic tone] I think I detect a dash of sarcasm there. You're so right Bruno.
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