Tempus Fugit

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. A man without standards, is a man that will need to visit his local STD clinic.

Get your popart Sean Ryder T-shirts before he pops his clogs! Only kidding! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sean-Ryder-Happy-Mon...bayphotohosting Sean Ryder is to popular music, what Mozart is to Nanotechnology. Shaun Ryder on the other hand is to popular music, what Shane McGowan is to The Temperance League.

I'm sure there are plenty of people who would be only too happy to help that twunt play dead for real. Brimley you really need to get a grip man.

Hospitals very unhealthy places, full of sick people and MRSA. Last place to go if your ill.

I knew you could do it iain. Now let's hope the end is near for Ford, A presidential role model for Mr's T to follow

What a fabulous potential tie in, C4 films 'em dying, Gunther slices 'em up and shows us why they died. Educational and entertaining, 'aint TV wunderful.

I didn't watch this show, but I have seen his work, on other C4 shows. This whole TV autopsy idea could have a lot of entertainment mileage. You could have a celebrity autopsy, where Gunther performs his slice and dice on a celeb corpse. (Dickie O' might like to volunteer in due course) A Generation Game type show where Gunther demonstrates to contestants how to dissect a corpse, and hilarity ensues as they attempt to do so. "Fun with the dead", a TV genre in its infancy.

I couldn't find anything about this, Come on iain, give us a link.

Robin's Nest restaurant, "Friendly restaurant catering for mostly elderly customers" Dickie O' should feel right at home then.

"Keep Hope Pope alive"

I agree, I've never really understood the DeathListing of Claire Rayner in '06 She seems to have recovered from the MRSA, and she doesn't seem to have been unwell recently, so why the listing I wonder.

It's humorous how Temp seems to misunderstand. Unless Octopus of Odstock some - how resembles 85 year old Shelly Winters. Temp! US, US, US A-what d'ya say. another misnomer posted today.

I think that's great dialogue, but each to his or her own. Now if you really want to see an example of difficult dialogue, here's an excerpt from Iain M Banks's Sci-Fi novel "Feersum Endjinn". "Mr Zoliparia lukes @ me diffrint than he has in thi past. Ive always liked him & Ive always luked up 2 him evir sins he woz 1 ov thi peepil they sent me 2 when they reelized I tolkd farely normil but I thot a bit funy, + I tend 2 do whot he sez- it waz him sed Perhaps u wood make a good tellir, & him whot sujjestid I keep a jurnil, witch this is whot u r readin" Now that book really forced you to concentrate.

With no criticism intended towards yourself, this is one of the very very few books I started and couldn't/didn't finish. It's not that I thought it was bad per se... more that I just found it quite dull; I think I simply got bored and couldn't bring myself to continue on reading it. I have a feeling it's one of those books that requires the reader to be much cleverer than I am. It's a slow burn, you don't really see where it's heading until about a third into the book.

Less than 10 I voted, but I'm a pessimist by nature. Hope I'm proved wrong on that and DL has a bumper harvest.

Okey dokey, get one in for me, make it a verry large Brandy.

I stand corrected, You're as sober as I am.

Well I voted Brimley go back to bed, (and sleep it off).

You're Drunk again Brimley, Ya Dipso.

If you want something satirical and thought provoking about the modern US media, You could try this book I liked it anyways.

Reminds me of this movie.

1635 3140. I've pre-registered, but I bet I fail the test when it comes.

Jane's own site is Top if you Google her name, DeathList is about number 6. I can only conclude that you were looking to be disgusted, (Mary Whitehouse syndrome) why else would you click on a link called DeathList, the name is a bit of a giveaway.

Go on then. How? Clarence Ray Allen is due to be executed on the 17th, He's Octopus of Odstock's Joker. Still only give him 10 points though, providing the UK obit is forthcoming.

What's your team called? We are the mighty Madonna's Hand Of Bod Then you will be in joint 3rd on 9 points.