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Any news on Jimmy Saville's well-being? A possible contender for the 2005 list perchance? He'd be getting a bit snaggle-toothed by now.

In DL tradition, this thread asks the question, who's most likely to come a cropper in the Winter Olympics? Will it be a cool runnings style bobsled team? An Ice Hockey Player? A downhill racer? Place your bets here. (Where's Eddie the Eagle when you need him?)

This list is far too northern-hemisphere centric. We've got plenty of old-timers just busting to pop their clogs south of the equator. Take Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen for example. If he manages to last the year out, then he'd be a dead cert [sic] for next year's list. Any chance we could see a few more antipodean antiques grace the list next year?

Surely Bad Manners front man Buster Bloodvessel has to be reaching his pulmonary potential by now. An outside chance for next year's list perhaps?

I’m not dead. I’ve just been busy with other stuff.

Watched Clive James being interviewed on "Enough Rope" (the only decent chat show on Australian telly) the other week. He gives himself another ten years. So pencil him in for 2015. You heard it here first...

Predicting who should be on the 2005 list is fun... But seeing as the DL team has already deliberated long and hard to come up with the 2004 list, is anyone brave enough to nominate the next two from the 2004 list out of the blocks? Maybe The Grim Reaper could offer one of the fantastic DL mugs as a prize, to help clear our thinking and get rid of the half-year-noone's-died-in-a-while-blues? What do you think Mr Reaper?

After Shapelle Corby was found guilty of trying to smuggle Cannabis into Bali, she was sentenced to a twenty-year gaol sentence Visibly shattered by the guilty verdict, she's been put on twenty four-hour suicide watch in her cell. Will she or won't she? I guess we've got twenty years to find out...

On safari I once bagged a buck with a member this big. That's it's head mounted on the wall behind me.

always the second leg, eh honez? COL. (crying out loud) I just hope it's not the last game (ever) for the once mighty Wrexham. I really fear for the club's future with the off-field circus that's going on at the moment. I'm hoping for a better, at least credible, performance now the pressure's off.

A quick ceremony followed by a bit of how's your father? I certainly hope not.

I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here and presuming Windsor wasn't part of the Fraserburgh traveling tartan army.

That is nothing compared to what I saw on television yesterday. I was watching the Fern show on Channel 4 (don't judge me) when all of a sudden there was a mock picture of the Queen sitting on the loo. Scandalous! With a title of "Royal Flush" no doubt. Boom tsch.

Not exactly a new film, nor intellectually challenging by any stretch of the imagination, but I got around to watching "Kick-Ass" tonight, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Not too much going on with the usual Hollywood plot, crescendos and denouement that most wouldn't spot, but still an entertaining romp, nonetheless. Nick Cage was his usual twattish self but didn't spoil the flick too much.

Relevance? Its in the f'kin Gary Glitter thread!! Point? Its to to give us people with double & triple digit IQ's a bit of amusement. Now what was the point or relevance of your post? I think I can answer that. It's Iain. (Stupor mundi non impediti ratione cogitationis)

So you believe that the US President should arbitrarily overrule the democratically elected peoples' representatives and legislative powers in Congress? I think Frank Buckles and every other US serviceman (person?) that fought in the Great War, and every one since, were fighting to keep exactly the kind of elected government and constitution in place that "sucks out loud!!!!!" [sic] Or am I misunderstanding your rebuke of the US system and your call for the US President to impose his/your will on the people, overturning democratic process along the way?

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