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I won't ask which one, as I'm not very good with the periodic table. My occasional table and chaise though, they're a completely different matter.

From what I can make out, this seems to be the oldest thread on the board. Now seems as good a time as any to unearth it, dust it off and breathe some life into it. Anyone seen The Pogues front man recently? PS, I wonder if guest James G is still with us?

Sorry to hear that Vaagheid. Remember to celebrate her life and think of how she enriched yours. She may have passed but her contributions live on. Go well.

Agreed. His ranch might be nice and comfy, but I'm not even sure I'd like his wife.

It was written then. Just to ram the point home that flying in a plane IS safer than driving... Flying in a plane is perfectly safe. Invariably, it's the angle of landing and deceleration speed that's the biggest concern. Would be Pilots note: Horizontal and gentle . Vertical and instant: .

It's not as good as this defeathering.

I'd hardly call Malcolm Fraser's Wool Shed an Australian landmark. Things must be pretty quiet out Nareen way.

Look a Squitoo...

You might as well take all of my DDP team members from this year. None have died yet...

Butt Hole Road residents shitted off.

It's probably because the committee didn't think he is going to die in the 2009 calendar year, rather than, as you put it, the Webmaster being scared. Would you like to share what would the Webmaster have to be scared of by including Mr Cheney on the list? Apart from him not dying in 2009? PS, what does the C stand for in CBunny?

May I suggest Sting? as it's a message in a bottle. PS Happy hangover RA.

He's a little bit presumptuous stating the anus was designed, but none-the-less, the mouth is definitely adapted to receive. Tongue, lips, the hard/soft palate and the suction of the diaphragm are all ideally suited for "receiving" as he put it, and a diet slightly higher in protein won't do anyone any harm.

Ooh, I feel the need for a separate thread created here, where you can post the email, your response and any of the aforementioned responses to same. Possibly a link to Fraserburg letters to ed online or something. I'm sure between the collective might of DL intelligentsia, those foolish enough to stand in your way will be made to look like illiterate savages, and ground into the dirt. It doesn't matter what your stance on the matter was, I'm sure any/all of the DL community would be gracious enough to put their own moral codes aside and treat this as an exercise in total destruction of the opposition.

Only 10 miles to go...

Oh, no. When I go, I hope I'm not circled by the Owls of Doom.

Excellent work, Buster go to the top of the class. I count at least seven errors, a question mark terminating a sentence that isn't a question, and there isn't one on the sentence that is. You might be surprised to learn that Thais are also Oriental.

, lowering gently, haemorrhoids akimbo

Drink or birthday?

No; punctuation.

Happy 5th decade !=potato.

He's not half the man he used to be since this Global Financial Crisis shenanigans.