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Mr/Mrs Onthedoor, Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called "Microsoft Word" that checks your spelling. Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem. Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services. Dear Saint Peter, have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs? No? Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling. If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free. But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend. Dear Notapotato, Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates. Actually we all probably do ... I find that spelling things correctly is the optimal choice. All that cost me was a lot of time staring out of the window in English class, interspersed with brief moments of listening, learning and retaining the paucity of information divested. The fact that my English teacher possessed two attributes that kept schoolboys attentive also helped.

Wow, that reply sure cut us all to shreds, it was as sharp as a golf ball.

Don't be fooled, Winny love. Next week the mags will be filled with 'Peter's heartbreak', 'Katie's despair', and 'Ginger Ugly Kid's soiled nappy', then, give it a month and it will be 'Katie and Peter's tearful reunion', 'Wedding Vows Renewed', 'New Ugly Baby Joy for Katie and Peter', 'Peter takes a dump', blah blah blah... I don't like her, but I'd give him one, if he asked nicely. Judging by your avatar, LB, you could give him two. (Incidentally, I'm glad you went for the close-cropped option on that pic. A wider angle would likely loosen my lunch.)

Unfortunately, House isn't a comedy, so maybe the old git's finally lost his marbles.

Oh lawks, he's back! Yay! Welcome back TF. I was only just thinking that things need stirring up a bit.

I believe the phrase; When you're in hole you should stop digging, would be appropriate here. Unless, of course, you have a razor-sharp riposte to tear this very predictible bunch of arseholes [sic] apart. PS, Why Stranger on the door? Obviously it's not a f*****t mistake, but a deliberately shrewd play on words that's way beyond the likes of us. Would you care to share this little nugget of genius with us, or would you prefer to continue to look like a twunt who types one-handed using only kunckles and thumbs?

I loved this comment on that article... Oh, if only Dr Templeman had been there to insert his Xango Juice into Jade Goody in time. Like a certain Mr Saville allegedly says; it's never too late to insert the Xango Juice.

There, that's better... Sorry about the nationality thing. He's obviously flagrantly pretentious and overrated, and seeing how s/he's USAn, that'd make 'em a cockwrench.

There's 119 too many to be minimalist. The artist is obviously flagrantly pretentious and overrated. He's probably French and a cockspanner too.

Commiserations Harry Mac. It's not a nice feeling seeing your team drop out of the trap door. On the positive side, at least we'll both get the chance for a decent local derby next season.

No, but I suspect the dark hand of politically-correct overlords have decreed that IQ-challenged viewers must not feel victimised by multisyllable words your average John Craven's Newsrounder would eat for breakfast. The dumbing down of the media to fit today's sound-bite celebrity-obsessed masses is an ongoing and worsening tragedy.

Like my momma done told me, yuh kin lick but yuh cain't touch.

The IMDb lists Tammy Fawe as being 4'11'', whereas Farah Fawcett is 5'6.5"...at least 10 per cent taller. The additional skeletal mass etc would have to be factored in. I know it's a tough call, but which one has/had the most vacuous cranium? Surely the lack of cerebral mass relative to follicle blondness would also have to be factored in. Damn, the corresponding mass of gelatinous silicone would cancel it out. Bugger.

Thanks. In the end I just took a photo of the photo with a digital camera, used the crop tool, and reduced the size. It does the job. Here's a handy hint if you're running windows and Outlook/Outlook Express, just select the file you're interested in with Explorer, right click and select send by email (or whatever the wording is). Before it attaches it to your email, a windows popup will ask whether you want to resize the picture as small, medium or large. Some of our younger members might be confused when it doesn't ask whether you want fries with it.

LOL. Swayze haz a bucket. And I haz a bucket too.

Ooh, look this artist is reenacting Goody's death.

How long did you see her for? And was there a bunny involved in your break up?

Read the above: "Lionel Rose 1948. Boxer, country singer and token Aborigine for this list. (Alcoholism/stroke.)" I got there before you! Okay then, add... Anthony Mundine, 1975. Boxer, ex-rugby league player and all-round asshat. (No known health issues except a glass jaw, which unfortunately, isn't likely to be terminal.)

If you post it here, you're sure to get plenty of proof-reading and free advice, Windsor.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like Gloria's going anywhere anytime soon.

Anyone can open a new thread.