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She'd better not be hoaxing. After all this, if she's still around in six months, the media and illiturrit readership will be out with their pitch forks and flaming torches, looking for the highest tree to string her up. Either way, some lucky deadpoolers are gonna rake in some points.

Rearrange the following to find out what special day it is today... Happy Prime Birthgatherer Day.

She's a man? I thought she was a farm animal. I know, I know. That's low. Honez was on the money when he explained that poverty and white trash do not belong in the same category. In fact, combining the two is a common stereotype accepted by the rest of society who fail to recognize that circumstance and upbringing are as unalike as appearance is to personality. It's obvious that Jade Goody was an indecent human being who was unable to function in a civilised manor. I've never seen the show, and to be perfectly honest, I don't want to see the show. However there is something that I do see. Sure, Jade was responsible for her own actions but we tend to ignore the route of her vileness. The problem here is that we haven't given any credit to the predecessor. It's true that one may never forget where they came from. Although ones upbringing isn't a matter of memory - it's a matter of what you are and what you will be. So if you want to see the real monster, the real Antichrist, just take a look at Jacqueline Goody. Good grief Banshee, one, or both of us must be on some weird sh*t at the moment, because -- for once -- I am in almost total agreement with you. Perhaps she really is the Antichrist and her death heralds the natural order of things starting to unravel. I'm looking for locusts and blood rain now...

That's not saying much. Jeremy Beadle had more talent in his small hand than Jade has in her entire body.

If she'd previously been an Israeli PM, she'd still be plugged in to the Matrix and twitching for a long time to come.

That article...and we in blighty reckon our celebrity culture is sick! LOL I love some of the thicko comments. She's been taken off life support... I'm so glad she's feeling better. And this one made me laugh... [Natasha Richardson] A terrible, freak, awful shame.

Poverty does not produce ignorance. Ignorance is a lack of knowledge, not a lack of money. Not all poor people are ignorant, and there are some very ignorant rich people. Goody is the British version of North America's Trailer Trash; An ignorant, brash, mouthbreather, without the forethought or will to keep her legs and mouth shut for any more than five minutes at a time. The fact that she was too ignorant to act upon positive results from cancer screening is testament to her (literal) terminal stupidity.

Bloody addictive balancing game.

Damnit, the image has been removed. Anyway, it was a story about a family that called their newborn son "Drew Peacock" The dad was distraught wheen he finally realised what he'd done, when typing his kids name into google, and it suggested an alternative spelling of "Droopy Cock". His dad said it was one of those head slap "D'oh!" moments. I suspect it wasn't his first, and definitely won't be his last.

Exactly the latter Monoclinic. The non-capitalised "w" is how she used it, so in referring to Ms woodlocked, that is how it should be done, regardless of whether her original usage was correct or not. We have no way of knowing whether her usage is correct or not in the context of her name. Dick Van Dyke or Dick van Dyke, for example. For absolute clarity, use Ms woodlocked [sic]. My non-capitalised moniker does have a raison d'être, of which I am sure you are aware by now, even if you were not before.

Hmm.

They should Cask of Amotillado him Visit My Website As a variation, perhaps they should inter him in the prison he constructed, and allow a different gay visitor to drop in every day to interfere with his arsehole. That way you could sell tickets for those inclined, watch it on the box on some German hardcore satellite channel for those inclined, and the state wouldn't be out of pocket. Everyone's happy, except poor old Joe and his goatse.

My "why can't we all get along" post was one of the deleted victims. It's pretty obvious who would be motivated to removed the two (or more?) posts. Aha! Well spotted Terminator -- it's someone who doesn't like the term get along. Probably someone who is disabled. No doubt, persecuted mercilessly by policemen as a little child. Mocked constantly by being asked to "move along, there's nothing to see here. Ha Ha!" Excellent spotting Terminator. But who moves amongst us able-bodied deathlisters with a squeaky wheel and an authority fixation? or did you mean something else perhaps?

"Quick, pack your suitcase, I won the Lottery!" an excited husband said to his wife. "What should I pack? Beachwear or Ski gear?" squeals the delighted wife. "Both. I'm throwing anything else you leave behind onto the front lawn."

Verne throws him to the floor! Alzheimer's or not he's gonna win this one. He's pinned him... Ah-one-Ah... Ah-two-Ah... um... Ah-One-Ah... Ah-Two-Ah... um... what was I doin'? Oh, yeah... Ah-One-Ah... Ah-Two-Ah... um... <Gasp> Ah-One-Ah... Ah-Two-Ah... Ah-Three-Ah... <Erk>

I suspect the reason is that the rich and infamous are diagnosed earlier, have earlier intervention by better Doctors, using better/later equipment/drugs. It the world of the elite, it is in the Doctors' interest to keep them alive and paying their exorbitant medical bills as long as possible. In the NHS, it is in everyone's interest except the patient & family, for them to exit stage left as quickly as possible as soon as it is diagnosed as terminal.

I will assume by that comment that you haven't bothered to keep up with some of the amazing music out there today. I guess as you older, it is easier to withdraw to the confort blanket of the music of your youth. You betcha. The Wiggles still rock it.

No, but it's not really living either. Those non-Pastafarians amongst us might like to think of it like a kind of Big Brother purgatory. There's only one exit and not a helluva lot to do until she gets called into the diary room.

Is that the right American spelling? As far as I know... No, masturbating is the correct spelling. Masterbating, AKA jurking off Having a wink? Load of old toss as far as I'm concerned. Pull the other one, it's got a bellend on it.

I'm very religious, just not Christian. I'm a dedicated Pastafarian. Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

Not many; all. Hopefully the cancer that is "reality" TV will also go the same way. News, sport and documentaries were the first reality TV shows and should be the only ones allowed.

How does one feel subconscious? I think your account has been hacked Mono -- poor spelling, mistakes, and religious idolatry -- hardly what we've come to expect of our very own member of Occam's Razorgang.