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Play Guess the Google.

No wonder you couldn't concentrate. Dirty bastard.

Maybe he's getting confused. This is Jane Goodie (the hairy one) who probably reminds him of his old chum. (I can't believe it's taken me this long to find that site.) I also liked this bit in MPFC's linked news article. "The Big Brother star spent the majority of Monday sleeping with husband Jack Tweed" Aww. How romantic. Slightly out of context but what the hell.

When pressed about the incident, the spokesman confirmed "Yes, a patient at the Royal Marsden Hospital was attacked with a hammer." The reporter asked, "Was it a ball head?" "Yes; it was Jade Goody." I thank you.

Given their penchant for internet swingin', you should sign them up for a leatherman beat-me-up partner to come round next weekend and give them rogering they're not gonna forget in a hurry.

Yes, saw that one too. Its designed for little kiddies to go and mug their Daddies for the money to run into HMV and get said compilation for "Muvvers day" I did suggest to Lady FN that, perhaps I should be the potential recipient of such a gift as I do just as much as she does. Well, that went down a f*****g treat. She is now downstairs, sitting there, chopping firewood..... She's just taking the keen edge off the axe so it'll hurt more when she does the inevitable.

I shall get my faithful manservant, the Prime Minister of Belgium, to pronounce her time of death shortly after I administer a sharp tap on the wooden stake. I forget the last thread where he was required to perform the same service, but it's on DL somewhere.

Thank you for your concern Banshee, things are just fine. The second's with my agent who's looking for a good home for it. I also have a few other creative irons in the fire that aren't future-driven spec fic. I'd explain further, but really can't be arsed.

The bastards. Used to hyperbole from the media, in this case, they've confused everyone and done the opposite. They must mean she's only got about 2,400 hours to live.

14/16. Any gender confusion in the pubs I go to is more likely to be rough-looking birds being mistaken for blokes.

A true pillock. Shame she's dying really, they're perfect for each other.

I thought DL was better than this too. Don't we have anyone with Flash animation skills on DL? They could knock out a Wheel-of-fortune style date selector with flashing lights, spinning clicker and sickening host yelling out "Top Dollar!" every once in a while. That's what this thread needs.

He swallowed a fly Perhaps he'll die

CarolAnn, I have been clicking the Logout button you posted for the last hour but it is still there. The search field doesn't seem to work either. Are you getting my search results on your screen? :-B If you are, I have finished now, so please turn your PC off.

Joe still going strong, apparently.

I'm going for a bit of coincidental Karma, in predicting she's going to join the choir invisible on Sunday 26 April -- International Day of the Dog.

I don't know about that, but if you ask nicely, I'm sure someone will double-monkey-spank you.

Be thankful you didn't dream it was backfiring.

Wow, what are the odds of the relatively famous Wendy Richard, and the far less famous Wendy Richards, dying on the same day? Amazing! I don't like your chances of getting the required obit for Wendy Richards though. But Wendy Richard is a shoo in.

Please check.

Some more names of shame. My favourite has to be Jenny Taylor.

Brilliant page Harry by the way! Don't they have solicitors in the Broch? Perhaps solicitor was the wrong word. It looks lovely this time of year... Forecast Feb 25 Feb 26 Feb 27 Feb 28 Mar 1 day night