honez

That happened to me as well, "The ghost of ranters past perchance"? It doesn't happen if you post as a guest. Who said that? Sorry, that was my girlfriend Jill. She's a nurse back home. She's lovely. You bastard!!!!!! You said you loved me and I was the only one for you. I just got the box. You should've taken the money.

Am I bringing back bad memories for you or something? Na. He was just a bit of a tosser. I'm gonna fly in the face of what I perceive as public opinion here. I actually quite liked Star Crossed and his rather brusque style. I though it added quite a bit of verve to the forum. Admittedly, at times he was a like bulldog with lockjaw, but that's nothing a whack on the back of the skull with a bit of 4x2 wouldn't cure. I'm not gonna say I miss the good old days, but, well, uhm, never mind...

Tempting... Do they make rugs to order? I can think of better things I'd like to see splattered across the road. Maybe you'd like a stuffed toy to go with your new rug Windsor?

I hate Juice almost as much as I hate spilling.

When was the last time you went to hospital? The Doctor? The Dentist? Use elecrticity? Travel in a car? Plane? Train? On a boat?

And I quote... Sent on a course designed to counter racism, seen in public wearing a Nazi uniform, quoted using racist comments (twice), formally disciplined by the army, re-sent on the racism course, quoted in the media again being racist to a black comedian, had his comments officially written up in his record. Then they come out and say it won't go against him and the matter is closed. For Christ's sake, what have you got to do in the army for something to "go against you?" Oh of course, silly me, he's a squareheaded Royal. It should have read "he has been subjected to normal Army disciplinary procedures for a Royal." He'd have to run around dressed like Henry XVIII, spearing natives up the arse with flaming crucifixes on live TV before anything officially "went against him." Prick.

I reckon all three on Bryan May's Star Fleet Project are absolute crackers. You can't get a better ratio than that.

While we're all waiting for Armageddon to arrive, try to open the gates of hell yourself through running the LHC simulator. Hours of fun await those attempting to free Baal and his minions.

Gone, but not forgotten. I haven't gone through the list to see if there are any more, so post 'em here if you spot any others that have shuffled off the list.

"Confirm Code Please enter the 6 character code shown in the image. If you cannot read the code, click the image to generate a new one. Case sensitive. " The average ranter wouldn't be able to read the code, let alone transcribe it error free. Even if they managed that, the clincher is the final sentence -- a condition no ranter could possibly comply with. THEY ONLY EVER TYPE SHOUTING!

I'm not sure I've got quite the right mental image here.

I used to be staunchly anti-monarchy, but time and distance has changed my thoughts on this. I still vehemently dislike the twerps, but, like has been said, the institution of the British Monarchy does bring a fair bit of money into the country. What I do dislike is that they are paid taxpayers money to remain there. I wouldn't have a problem with them if they used their own funds. they have enough, and if they didn't, then they should flog off some property or possessions just like the rest of the populace have to when times are tough. Live within your means, not off the state. Having said that, the sooner Australia becomes a republic the better. I certainly don't see why my hard-earned dosh should be used to prop up a "constitutional" monarchy here after the last rigged referendum. Bastards.

Interesting to note that your only measure of bodily health is being fat or not. If that were the case then there should be no skinny people in hospital then.

Im disgusted that Clarkson apologised for calling Brown a one eyed Scottish idiot. Everybody knows that Brown is a f*****g idiot! Why apologise for telling the truth? PS: Carol Thatcher looks like a dude. I don't think it was quite so much the idiot part... more to do with his disability... I didn't realise being Scottish was classed as a disability these days. It isn't............. but Welsh is Thus spake the Scotman... slowly. The mere fact that you believe what you say, speaks more for the former than the latter. And any further discussion would do little except confirm it further.

I see Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are in Australia for Top Gear at the moment. Now might be the time for Australia's reputed deadly wildlife to make itself known. Hopefully it'll be a spider dangling from a sun visor to take a bite when they're filming a Cannonball Run style piece for the show in the Northern Territories. That'd make for good TV and a spectacular crash at speed.

I thought noone was allowed to talk to the bus driver.

47 degrees C (116.6F) forecast for parts of New South Wales this weekend. It's probably not going to snow here then.

Oh you could say there are the odd one or two about. In fact the Brits actually still living in Britain seem to be the rare breed on this site. In the Venn diagram of life those of us falling into Brit, expat and DL member are common as muck! Herd merde, so to speak.

One even Banshee would be proud of... These have to be up there with the classic lyrics of all time. (If you've never seen FotC, then this'll be wasted on you.) Flight of the Conchords' Leggy Blonde. Goodbye, Goodbyeee, leggy Blonde. Everyday I look across the office floor, there you were, your hair down to your legs and your legs down to the floor. Leggy blonde, goodbye. Goodbye. Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair, wish you knew how much I loved your legs, and your hair. Leggy Blonde, goodbye. Goodbye. Leggy leggy leggy leggy Leggy leggy leggy leggy Leggy leggy leggy leggy Leggy leggy leggy leggy Blondie blondie blondie blondie Blondie blondie blondie blondie Blondie blondie blondie blondie Blondie blondie blondie blondie Leggy blonde, goodbye. Goodbye. I had a budgie but it died, Whoa-Oh. I like pie. Leggy leggy leggy leggy Leggy leggy leggy leggy Leggy leggy leggy leggy Leggy leggy leggy leggy Blondie blondie blondie blondie Blondie blondie blondie blondie Blondie blondie blondie blondie Blondie blondie blondie blondie Leggy Blonde..... (Office supplies solo) I'll never get, I'll never get to be with you, I'll never get to share another cup of tea with you, I'll never get to let you know how much I think of you, I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photo copier. He'll never get, He'll never get, He'll never get, He'll never get to say.... [Rap]Oh leggy blonde you got it goin on, Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong, See you get it on till the break of dawn [Mumbling] ... panties on. Goodbye...

After having been in Perth for a while now it's hard to believe there's anyone left in England at all. A bit of snow would go down well up in Port Hedland after months of high thirty degree days with at least 60% humidity. Then the sun goes down and it drops to low thirties but the humidity gets up in the nineties. I kind of prefer it when it gets up over 40, at least the humidity burns off. Beats being cold though. I'm not sure it does, with temperatures like these. That's damn hot.

Are you really absolutely certain he is completely and utterly one hundred percent dead?

What's you margin of error, statistically speaking?

The Mail's mods didn't approve of my post, the overly sensitive tossers. All I said was how trim she's looking and that it can't be all bad news. LOL, the celebrity liver diet. People are dying to try it.

Are they connected to B.B. King in any way, shape or form, apart from their homonymous name?