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Trial Separation ends up in Court perhaps? or maybe Prosecution lack body of evidence. (I'll get my coat on the way out.) But you are correct, it's a disembodied head; the very opposite of a headless corpse.

Your email was probably kicked by his spam filter. Try resending without using swear words, profanity or mentioning his penis size and it will likely get through this time.

I see British migration to Australia is up by 31% this year. Probably all those southern poofs getting away from a little bit of snow. Well I've got news for ya, it was over 40 degrees in Melbourne and Adelaide for the best part of a week last week. If the snakes don't kill ya, the sunstroke will.

July 2009, CR. In the meantime, they're pouring the millions they're not spending into a holding account at the Nation Bank of Nigeria. I believe someone will be contacting you via email shortly, to arrange a funds transfer.

Presumably you support the Dallas Academy girl's basketball team then? Their most recent drubbing is even making me wonder if I should look for another team to support.

The squid's cousin, the amazing invisible octopus. Camouflage skills the military would kill for.

I normally dislike show-offs, but I do like this show pony. In fact I'd like to see a lot more just like him.

Is that the right American spelling? As far as I know... No, masturbating is the correct spelling. Masterbating, AKA jurking off

Take up photography.

So you must have caught the gay then.

So, as an exercise in boolean, you don't want him on the DL. The rest is content-free waffle. There's two minutes I'll never get back.

Some joker called Heath Ledger took some drugs and went for a little lie down this time last year.

According to my msn messenger screen, I'm talking to someone who is offline. Amazing what computers can do these days... That's nothing, John Edward claims to have been doing it for years. He doesn't even need a computer, just a fresh supply of gullible fools.

Just to clarify,he was the leader of the Catholic Copts, not to be confused with the Coptic Orthodox Church,headed by Pope Shenouda III,or the Coptic Orthodox Patriarchate, headed by Pope-Patriarch Theodoros II. It would have been more impressive if he was leader of the Keystone Copts.

I could. I'm even better than my hype. When U2 sang Even better than the real thing they were referring to me.

I agree. If you really wanted to know, it wasn't that hard to find out. I did just that about six months ago. It rankles me somewhat that the media outed him though. It spoils some of the fun and mystique that the show plays off. It's like a "news"paper printing a headline that God doesn't exist, except as a concept to control the gullible. Anyone that's prepared to do the legwork and has more than 50% of their brain cells operational could work it out for themselves.

I heard on the radio news this morning that Ted Kennedy got carted off in an ambulance from one of Obama's congratulatory dinners after being sworn in.

Great news for Swayze! Bad news for the Death Poolers! I'm honestly really happy for Swayze. On the other hand, he is on my deathpool list so I'm also disappointed. But b/c I'm in a good mood, I would yell, "WAY TO GO, PATRICK!" But remember, I am in a good mood right now... Sounds like you're on the same prescription as Banshee.

An old lady called me over to the ATM and asked me if I'd help her check her balance. So I pushed her and she fell over.

I don't see her name here amongst The Greats. You must have misspelled kuntofa.

Mmm, I spy a golden opportunity here - and I could easily undercut her prices. In fact, here's an offer for you chaps - you can have mine for a KFC Bargain Bucket and a four-pack of Blackthorn. Hurry now, first cum, first served! Seeing how you've got kids, you're either mother Mary, or your bucket no longer has any original recipe finger lickin' goodness.

Machine 1 Squid 0. No matter how hard he tried, he would always remain the little squid that couldn't.

I wonder if he ever did get those letters, from his number one fan. Whenever I hear his name I get a flashback of her on the couch, scribbling away to her Patrick. It'd be a shame if he didn't get them before he went.

Why would having cancer make someone hate humankind?