honez

Honez, would you permit me to be a pedante française? I wouldn't usually but I know how much you love a pedant. It's au naturel. Ce n'est pas au naturale. We can't be having Delboy anglicisms now can we? (If there are any errors above, they are clearly deliberate ) No worries mon petite unclinique, I'm afraid real French comes a distant fifth to English, Cymraeg, 'strine & Franglais for me. Although I am try improvement my Engrish.

I think "Dead Eyes Opened" by Severed Heads is a better choice.

Yep, I think you're right Pooka. It was indeed the beach on Studland Bay as we wandered the length of it to get to a country pub, doubtless somewhere also familiar to you. I'm guessing the bloke I saw will be well known to a few locals given his combination of physical oddness and willingness to share this with a passing audience. The Bankes Arms, no doubt - touristy alas. Well I've wandered that nudist beach for years (as part of a small unfunded research project) and have never seen a bloke with a twat chap with the curious anatomy that you describe. You weren't out and about "researching" the other day, au naturale, perchance?

Watch a great stop-motion film of classic arcade games.

... and another drunk gets too close to some brown bears when taking a photo at the zoo. The results are predictable.

Blimey, I didn't realise there was a real name for this, I just thought it was men with tiny cocks. At least now I will have some knowledgeable conversation to make next time I encounter one with such an affliction. You could always suggest a visit to a microbrewery, followed by some microsoft action.

I believe what you saw was a South African.

Sadly retired now, Senator Natasha Stott Despoja of the Australian Democrats

It looks like this guy overfed the squid in his fish tank...

Woman kills husband with folding couch.

Try some chain surfing.

And we ain't lost are grandma or speeling skills, or nuffink.

Roll on my prediction of 23 Dec and a free iPod Touch.

in [alleged] Savile incest

that answer squid questions

Wow! If verified, this would seem to establish that our extra-terrestrial friends are no closer than we are to the art of effective logo-design. Alternatively, it could be a misshapen bit of deer poo. Obviously it's the alen version of a stick of Blackpool* Rock. If they split it, I bet the alien lettering goes all the way through. Is there a pier in Roswell? * Insert seaside town name of your choice.

Which completes the thread nicely. Good work.

It's winter time for 50% of the planet. So like Banshee says... Anyway, if you live south of the equator, stay in and be miserable, don't drink, and chain yourself to a strict routine. Banshee is our expiration.

I'm sure Octo of Odsto would oblige if you emailed him at the DDP. He always complains he's at a loose end, kicking his heels most evenings.

I bet that class was a hoot.

Watch what the world would look like if you could see magnetic fields.

He and his wife had it twice last year. They phoned each other afterwards to brag about it.