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    Billy Graham

    And I say unto thee, repent of this grammarlessness. PS Can you define soon for the prediction of a strong 7 or not 7 earthquake? Geological time frame or by, say tomorrow night?
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    Hey Teacher, Leave Them Kids Alone

    You're right. Those thalidamide kids made a fortune. You could've done a number on 'em Ronnie.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    I've been watching Lazy Town with my kids recently, and I think it deserves a Room Lovely mention. For example, Bing Bang, time to dance.
  4. Pay your parking fines and still get victimised and gaoled.
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    Picture Association

    The excitement is almost uncontainable with...
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    Charlton Heston

    As pedantism is my special subject, I should point out that "to bear arms" does not necessarily mean to carry firearms. It can, and in this case probably was intended to mean; to bear arms, to serve as a member of the military, or of contending forces. eg. Religious belief prevented him from bearing arms so he served as a medic. So, if they had actually used more specific language in the US constitution, then maybe this whole gun debate thing would never have surfaced. Given this interpretation then, they never intended the US to be a country where psychotic civilians roam around shooting anyone and everyone. But they did intend it to be a country where, if you disagree vehemently with the government or military, you can, as enshrined in the constitution, form a militia to actively and militarily oppose said regime. Hmm...
  7. I wonder if things have changed in the month since the poll was first conducted? Interesting to see that these voters appear to vote for personality over policy though. That'd worry me if I was a USAn.
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    Jenni Murray

    The more discreet the better. A tattoo is a very private thing that should be on display once a year. And then only to close military friends and interested paying customers -- and maybe a TV outside broadcast unit or two. I find showing it in a remote craggy Scottish castle works best, as the general public and tattoophobes cannot stumble across, what should be, a genteel and private moment amongst consenting friends.
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    Kate And Gerry

    Being blessed with a webbed neck and a squid beak she'd have been able to swim The Man from Atlantis into the, erm, ground. It would have been Olympic gold for Dewsbury for sure, if it wasn't for the "accident" with the filleting knife, beer batter and fryer. "It was how she wanted to go," her husband said; "Two quid a portion and wrapped in the Sunday Sport."
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    Charlton Heston

    Please note; A Costumer: A Customer:
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    Princess Diana

    Sees bumbling
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    Charlton Heston

    ... and so easily confused by end tags, grammar and spelling.
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    Charlton Heston

    Surely this could be solved quickly an easily by changing the right to bear arms to be the right to bear non-lethal arms? Using tazers, capsicum spray, non-lethal projectile guns, etc. as a means of self-defence has to be preferable to finding yourself up on manslaughter charges after "protecting your property," and it would stop dumb-arsed kids blowing their brains out playing Russian Roulette with the loaded gun they found hidden in the sock drawer.
  14. Is that anything like the Chef's "special tartare sauce?" If it is, I seriously doubt I'd be able to feed nine at the one dinner service.
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    Caption Competitions

    How was I supposed to know eating soccer balls would make them come out this shape? Oh, gawd, here comes another one.
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    Missing In Action

    That article makes no sense to me. It states Then goes on to say Why do the latter if they already know who she is?
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    Charlton Heston

    Machines don't kill people; people not plugging people into machines kill people... Someone ought to slip a gun into Chuck's weakened grip PDQ by the sound of it, so the doctor can pry it out of his cold, dead hand just like he wanted.
  18. Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me.
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    Jack Klugman

    Either that or inheritance vultures preparing his will for the slaughter.
  20. Get jiggy with a wombat then call the police.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Splendid! Splendid. Sorry for the delay, but I have been holidaying far, far away from the means to view and respond to your post. You have proven (Star Crossed's post notwithstanding) that you do have the flicker of intellect to some degree or other. Yes, miscreant threads are not only possible but probable in these fora. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, most often used by those of great wisdom and intellect: miscreant, a. and sb. Also -creaunt, -croyaunte. [a. OF. mescreant:-popular L. minuscredentem: see MIS-2 and CREANT a.1] A. adj. 1. Misbelieving, heretical; 'unbelieving', 'infidel'. 2. Depraved, villainous, base. There's really no need for you to apologise.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Frankly, your opinion would hold more sway if you hadn't been lurking and posting in other miscreant threads herein since January. Thank you for sharing your great wisdom, intellect and hypocracy with us poor misguided pond skimmers.
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    Heather Mills

    [Allegedly] 24 million quid for a few years on the job would put her in a different league to the NY Governer's bit-o'-stuff.
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    Room 101

    No. Kill them. Kill them all. Especially the hot water tart.
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    Football

    I doubt there's much call for WFC TV (Sky Channel 56835374126) in the Antipodes. Or do they have yesterday's horror show on here? Television? They have football on television now? I can finally pack away my trusty old Subbuteo and stop trying to follow the moves on my longwave BBC world-service crystal wireless set. As you can probably tell, MPFC, it's a little difficult for me to make a determination from this distance. Although from what I have seen of him, he does appear to be somewhat hampered by a rather large convex bowl attachment that he is required to stand on. He does have a nice paint job and can move along at a fine clip once flicked though.
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