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According to this site, [deathlist] "reaches approximately 6,195 U.S. monthly uniques. The site appeals to a slightly more male than female, primarily older, more affluent crowd." Personally I'm a lot more male than female. I'm not sure what I'm meant to be older or more affluent than, but I probably am, according to my young butler.

OMG. What a sick site. Something should be done about it, I mean, a web site in praise of rock musicals. I'm going to write to my MP and see if they can look into getting it shut down. Think of the children! Not only that, they're positively promoting DoS attacks and other cyber skullduggery. They're obviously evil bastards, uberhackers and, egad, rock musical fans. They're sick I tells ya.

Absolutely. I would support the Devil Himself, coached by Hitler and sponsored by Pol Pot if they were up against England.

I've got no idea why mine's so high. I certainly don't go in there very often. It might be something to do with my homepage url being webcrawled or something.

Playing away, eh? Be safe.

Yes, particularly a pesky half-pissed one, driving a Merc at (literally) breakneck speed through a tunnel. And the work of those other silly humans who believe seat belts are optional if you're rich. The "higher being" (You are obviously referring to His Noodly Magnificence) could have saved her, by bending time, changing the laws of physics, or through some other wondrous act, but in His wisdom, He chose to let her bounce around in the back like a fat taxi driver.

I believe the first photographer on the scene was humming Tommy Steele's Flash, Bang, Wallop. Most probably with these lyrics in his head as he clicked away.

There's your problem. It's meant to be wireless, innit?

That's nothing special, I can do that. Providing, of course, that the hair follicle is still attached to the head of the missing person.

Dear Dave/Ian, I am glad you have decided to change your name to something entirely more apropos. As for whether DL can pick 'em or not, put up or shut up: Post a list of your fifty celebs at the start of next year and we'll see who does best.

That's what makes sport what it is mate, and why we love it. Even a dull game like rugger. Anyway, aren't you Welsh? By birth and team support, yes, but dual citizenship confers many priviledges, including supporting my adopted national team as a close second. Before the World Cup I thought Wales had a decent chance of making the quarters. And I thought the Wallabies would scrape into the Semis, to be soundly thrashed by the Blacks, who'd go on to win it. C'est la vie.

Work in a carwash do you, Mr HB Kid?

No, it's you. My heart goes out to Gunjaman (as hard as it is to admit) the best team in the comp by a country mile has gone. All that remains to be seen is whether the next best will take the trophy: if the Spingboks do, it'll be a hollow victory with the All Blacks missing. If some other team wins, then it'll be like watching the carrion feeders after the big predators have left the kill. I'm surprised Australia lost to England, but today's performance was truly woeful. Possibly the worst I've ever seen from the Wallabies. That England failed to score a try and won off 4 out of 6 off Wilkinson's boots hardly bodes well for the, ahem, World Champions. I really don't like South Africa, but now find myself in the unenviable position of having to support (the final remaining) quality over opportunism. Win it for the Antipodes.

Re-using the same set of strings used to "levitate" the AGL, no doubt.

That looks suspiciously like the Union Flag painted on an Orangutan.

I don't understand why you though that would have created a paradox. You saying you love this hate thread and you hate the love thread isn't a paradox at all. Now, if you'd have gone and put both threads in each, or the same thread in both, then the universe probability matrix would have blown a gasket or something. But, thank-The-Gods-of-all-things-Pasta, nought came of your evil plan. I have since fixed up the universe probability matrix to account for this occurrence and it won't be a problem. It's amazing what you can do as a Mod. Which kind of makes me wonder what the Admins can do...

The comments in there were a complete load of bollocks. They seem to think DL is about betting and winning huge amounts of money and/or disrespecting the elderly. They don't seem to understand there's no money involved here and we disrespect everyone (except perhaps Clive Dunn).

I'd want you to be more specific than that MPFC. Shouldn't be too hard, after all, there will only be two of them left by then.

Are you sure they weren't just slurring "chic?"

I believe the word is spruking. You must be good HCW if they're talking you up. Don't get scared by all the pre-tour hype. Just keep reminding yourself: Chicks can do anything.

Really? I find moonglasses are a far better choice for the debonair man-about-town after midnight.

Anyone fancy a swim in the black depths with some pulling at your face mask?

One of these things is not like the other one...

No doubt you'd have some issues with this video then, BS.

Watertight. Absolutely watertight.