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I'll buy you a beer when you're over. See you in the pub on 6th Jan '11? Definitely HCW. I'll PM you.

I can't make it (again) tsk. But I'll be in the country in January if anyone feels like shouting me a kebab.

Wrexham?

I just hope we don't get tarred with the same brush as Man U supporters: We only support them 'cause they're winning. It might be time to look for another, less successful club.

Get yourself one of these to gain the upper hand in road rage situations...

When they refer to Prisoner George Michael and an open prison, it makes me wonder if they're using the term in the same way as an 'open marriage.' For some reason the term pin cushion comes to mind.

Arguably it's the most accurate at judging your capability of completing standardised IQ tests. Sadly, it is not a good measurement of the pompous gittishness of the people passing such a test. Having been invited to a post-test meet-and-greet soirée, to paraphrase Groucho, you can stick your club up your arse, or summat.

No it didn't, he died tomorrow - I know because it's my birthday. Happy Birthday Lardy, Happy Deathday Marcy.

Take your wife/partner/significant other shopping in Cambridge and avoid Whitstable like the plague if you value time and shoe leather.

I'm with you Windsor. Nowt wrong with that. Give him another bash to the head for being a prick, just for good measure.

Fair point Mary. Hopefully others will follow. Looking back on this thread, I do wonder what happened to The Pooka. That fellow was fuggin class! Did he used to live in Bridgend?

Muck about with Google Scribe. Type any old crap in, and have a laugh (by repeatedly pressing enter) as Google Scribe comes up with all sorts of nonsense trying to finish your sentence. For example... Around the rugged rocks, the ragged rascal ran, and the payment method selected by you for the abuse report to the Board of Directors. Banshees Scream lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for viewing and printing of these books are nothing but another form of therapy. He's not the Messiah he 's just a blog with a link to this job must be done in the past year and a half years ago and I have been a number of different ways to get the best deal for this Single Family House in the Big Apple to the punch by going beyond the call of the wild. She sells sea shells by the sea and the sky is completly gray and white matter of the present invention is to provide a login for this account as well as the ability to make a difference in the lives of the people who are not in the same way as the first step to doing all this and more on Facebook in the album named after the famous TV show in the next few years. Have a go here... http://scribe.googlelabs.com/

Book of the dead...

I'd like to know whose pinpoint accuracy has given me so many sN-words.

Keep up, VSBfromH! That's a real hero's death! even by this board's high standard. Out of a Roadrunner cartoon. I hope I go like that. Only while driving on the M25 at 7.30am. That way I can balls up everyone's commute to work That'd be the final straw.

Summat like that.

After a mediocre start to the campaign with 5 losses, 1-4, 1-3, 1-6, 0-8, 0-8 and playing Nairn County, who put 5 past Turriff United last weekend, The Fort will be lucky to come away with anything from this. I see that the U17 side (who by the sound of it will be playing in the senior side next season) recently ran out 15-0 winners over Invergordon. A scoreline that'd please some of our USAn members happy, seeing how soccer's supposedly a boring low-scoring game that would be improved with larger goals. Interesting to see that Windsor's home side, Fraserburgh, also play in the league and beat The Fort 6-1 recently. Windsor, you can be our Johnnie on the spot and give us inside information for the next Fraserburgh v Fort William smackdown. HFL fixtures and results.

If we concentrate and wish hard enough, maybe, just maybe...

She had a pig as well? Jeezus.

One of the "projects" I've got in hand is the "fat-seat" for airplanes. These super fat people do often some in pairs. Thus there really is the need to remove at least a row of 3-up standard seats and replace them with a special 2-up x "1-and-a-half" seats that can better catter for the extra hip size. Naturally these fat-seats will be placed as far as posible from the exits to aid the survival of the fittest should the need arise. Think Operation Jumbo Drop. Load 'em onto pallets and shove 'em out the back on final approach. You could even give business class a parachute.

Awful, more like. My kinda Team. Go The Fort! Some background information for those as interested as me... Fort William F.C..

"Put it away, you could poke someone's eye out with that!" the Actress said to the Bishop.

LOL. I got some salt from my popcorn in my eye when I adjusted my 3D glasses.

On investigation, my first post was about a week after joining, taking a pot shot at the committee for the dearth of Antipodean inclusions on the list. I'm sure I stumbled in here looking for info on the corporeal status of the two Ronnies, too lazy to use Google, or summat.

You're not the only one. I wandered in off the street and haven't been able to find the exit. Welcome to the Hotel California. ...such a lovely place.... You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave! Exactamundo.