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She must really dislike you. Not only did she not take you/your siblings, but she's actively frittering away any inheritance rather than give it to you lot. You should get the collective grandkids to pitch her over the rails into the briny before the money's all gone. Promise them an XBOX or iPhone something before it's too late.

You'd like this page then Banshees.

Gee, I'm glad you cleared that up. Wow, great job being a dick for no reason...at least I said something about an issue. And exactly what would that something be? You said absolutely nothing of value in an entire paragraph of rambling irrelevance. Please enlighten me. What was the point you tried to make?

Watch a potential Darwin Award in action. "That darn balloon!"

I cain't see none o' them fancy eatin' forks mentioned here Jethro.

Agenda? Paraphernalia? Proforma? More clarity, less propaganda, Heir Scream, Jawohl!

How about some Yoga?

I'd give your post a half life of about 20 minutes.

I just stumbled across this little gem, I make that five weeks. Lets see shall we if he is true to his word. This is, of course, Mod-enforceable...

Until the angel of death taped him on the shoulder... ... he also scissored him in the back and stapled his neck. That's what happens when you stop moving and are stationery for too long. I thank you.

Behold Octosquid!

Eat some ladybirds. I'm sure you can work out what to do.

I think you'll find it's pronounced "Git."

Atomic Porker = Patrick Moore ... which struck me as kind of fitting for the monocled one.

Ah, I see my mother has got a job at your place then. Maybe Josco should get Anubis to drop him off at your place on the way?

I couldn't agree more. It's a shame many other don't.

Germaine Greer, Robert Mugabe and Daryl Somers.

Happy birthday Windsor. Be as glum as you like; it's your birthday. Have a good 'un.

So you are saying; 1) She is young and randy. Wow, like that's never happened before. 2) She is a religious hypocrite. Wow, like that's never happened before. 3) Her mother is nepotic. Wow, like that's never happened before. 4) All in all, lots of people dislike you. Wow, like that's never... erm... a good situation for anyone to find themselves in, young Windsor.

Shell notwithstanding.

Orally and rapidly, Fellatio. There's a good man.

If they score a direct hit, they won't make a fool of themselves, they will make an omlette of the queen.

I thought it was a mammal albeit an aquatic one! It has fins, a tail and swims in the ocean. Therefore, it is a fish. Just like Whales. I think you'll find Wales is a country, not a fish. Jellyfish on the other hand, don't have fins or a tail and are quite obviously fish. They are also one of the main ingredients in pork pies. Probably. And, as this is the internet and will be soon Googlefied, it's got to be true.