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You've really got to get on top of this grammar thing Banshee. You ony used one comma in that entire, erm, thing, and it was at exactly the wrong point. By placing it where you did you are saying effectively saying "I want a girl who has a body. And she must also writes your emotions" [sic] ... I think you'll find that most girls do have a body of some sort or other.

Now then, now then, no dead people for me thank you.

I often understand what you say, just not what you mean.

You are an Inventor, possible professions include - [snip] radio/TV talk show host. Damn, I wanted to be a TV game show host, not a talk show host. I'll have to stick with my killer-for-hire day job.

"Black," said the pot. "Bwyta fy gachu, twpsyn," said Tegell, the immigrant kettle.

Harold Holt Aussie PM. Went surfing, never came back. Most probably mercilessly hunted down by a pack of savage cyborg-enhanced Stingrays, or huge mutant killer walrusses or something. Patrick McDermott Olivia Neutron Bomb's ex. Went fishing, never came back. Most probably attacked by a bloodlusted narwhal, or entangled in a torturous Portugese-Man-o-War web of death or something. But not Kimberly Du, who failed to fake her own death properly by getting a parking ticket after she was supposed to be brown bread. She's up for 5 years gaol instead of a $500 fine and probably wishing she was dead.

Okay, here's one for discussion: cocker a person who promotes or patronizes cockfights. Origin: 1680–90; (Game)cock + er, i.e., gamecock fancier spaniel 13c., as a surname meaning "Spaniard;" as a name for a breed of dog of Sp. Origin, c.1386, from O.Fr. espagneul, lit. "Spanish (dog)," from V.L. *Hispaniolus "of Spain," dim. of L. Hispanus "Spanish, Hispanic" I therefore conclude that a "Cocker Spaniel" [qv] is literally a Hispanic person who fancies cocks. Discuss at your leisure.

She was a typical wife then; he was ready to go ages ago but she made them both late. Well, now she's gone there's no excuse Bill. Don't keep us waiting any longer -- there's a wake to be havin' and you're not invited.

I prefer a much more direct approach, especially in a country where tipping is considered de riguer. Often I shall ask the wait staff whether tipping is the custom, and if so, what would be considered appropriate. I also enquire what I should expect in return for my gratuity. This helps set the ground rules, and the staff know what they need to do to earn their gratuity, or perhaps better it. Obviously, if they are dishonest in their initial response, then they will get short shrift when the bill is settled. I like to get the ball rolling after the ground rules are set with the statement, "Very well, you may begin."

This is how I shall refer to "beer-flavoured rice-water" henceforth.

Sign yourself up for Deathswitch

All of whom have slept with James Hewitt at one time or another. Allegedly. QED.

Opus? More like No puss.

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you? Oh next you'll be telling me they went to the Moon won't you? Nope. I can confirm not one of the royals has ever been to the moon. Despite the fact that Charlie looks alarmingly like a Clanger.

So, you're not Catholic then?

Because it's meant to be anonymous, but they signed their names in the box — you know, with an X.

Yeah, yeah, Borat you ain't. (When did they start making scotch pancakes in Macedonia? Probably about the time they started postwhoring I suspect.) Gotta love the moderator IP tools.

Emphasis on the plural was a Freudian slip, no doubt. Unfortunately, the converse would apply when asking; does this make my butt look big?

Avatar, Aviator or Abattoir? I believe there is a subtle difference between the three, and how one would go about getting them.

Neither do I. But I do like to think Father Christmas might be real.

Watch touching video of Kirk and Spock.You'll never see them in the same light again.

Is that bloke 9 feet tall? He looks/looked like the mafiosi bloke from Prison Break. See?

A reference - of course - to Workington's admirable performance, holding Hinkley to a goal-less draw... Nope, I think HMBWA was referring to Wrexham's sound 3-1 trouncing of Boston Utd, neatly avoiding the drop themselves and sending Boston Utd down instead.

Could you pass an 8th Grade Science Test? I got an A with a score of 96%