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or working in a steel works or coal mine or one of those other really silly jobs north of Watford...

Ah! These must be the aforementioned Fraserburg Cornerlurkers. They look just the ticket for a bit of lurking.

No doubt celebrated by kids running round pinching milk bottles off doorsteps.

It says Libelous! I'm sure our illustrious oberfuehrer isn't a Fraserburg cornerlurker.

I'm not sure that would work Weatherman90eithermanorwoman. See?

And the rest, Banshees... More like this

I too wonder a lot. Often about Wanderwoman.

Play a few games of 9-Ball pool. or if you live in San Francisco, become a real life Street Wars Assassin this January.

If these idiots can't even spell Hamster, then I suspect it's not the genuine article. I doubt Richard would have been going that fast.

I reckon she'd be hard pushed to walk a mile in her own shoes without keeling over. Poor thing, it's her glands you know. And a slow metabolism. It's got nothing to do with pies at all.

180; Andy Fordham

Post your weird and wacky links and fun things to do, to while away the time between DL hits.

And I'd like a mustard necklace too.

Seasonally topical pic I found. Is that Nancy on T's knee?

This is what we can look forward to after we've all gone...

Would somebody mind explaining this to me in words of one syllable or less? Ok. It's been a long time since the (some say false) son of God was nailed up on a cross to die. Some say he did this for us so that we are sin free in God's eyes. That way, as we are sin free, we get to go to a good place when we die, like good boys and girls. Yay! Christ. It's hard to dumb things down to one syllable. I hope that helps N/Pot

Sorry dopey lying cuntwanks. We didn't mean it when we compared you to iain, Sorry.

Ford gone conclusion Wear any colour you like as long as it's black Ex prez in box, best boxing day pressie

Hmmmm....wonder whatever became of this idea. It was hit #4 in the 2004 Deathlist

It's almost certain that I'll be on the third terrestrial planet orbiting a rather non-descript main sequence Class G star in the Milky Way galaxy. What form my constituent elements will be in is debatable, but my carbon will probably end up bonding with oxygen, contributing to the greenhouse effect and global warming. Just think of it as my small contribution to creating a dystopian hell on Earth for whoever is left after my carcass is long gone.

It could be worse SC, you could have a partner who'd rather watch Little Britain than give you a good seeing to. Yes, that would be bad. Time to freshen up the batteries in your rabbit, H. Or call up one of your fancy-men and head down to his cosy cottage for a spot of yuletide fireside how's-your-father. My sympathies are with you; sounds like Mr. H might have a problem with his "Torchwood" Quite. Not to mention sh*t taste in comedy Could it have something to do with your avatar? Hardly demure and aluring.

You really are the very worst type of annoying, hate-filled, small minded troll I've seen in a long time. Thank Allah for this forum's ignore list! Goodbye little man. [click]

Unfortunately we get approximately two and a half times as many to the Australian dollar.

If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

Cite your references and maybe, just maybe, someone will actually believe you.