honez

Have a good ol' snowball fight!

Or, indeed a... I do like the a quote on that rapture site which just about sums it all up for me... Only some?

She looks like Rolf Harris. D'ya think?

I'll have one of these cars Santa. :-)

Question one: Better, more interesting, more active and therefore the 'retention rate' of decent posters is good. This is a healthy site. Question two: On the evidence of the drive by trade we've seen they're stuck in the past, given to ranting about the desperate state of more recent comedy that's found a large audience and also under the wrongful impression that those of us heaping abuse on their man must - by definition - be degenerates and/or lacking mental agility. Trace a few of the spats and you see them re-stating the same information whilst we throw more facts into the mix. Question three: Why did most posts in this thread originate from one IP address? Weird...

Sounds more like a descriptive anagram to me. What say you, Stroke De Tool?

Here's one! I want grammar. And plenty of it.

I thought they outed you years ago.

Ah, yes. And don't forget The Authority's honez thread. I also particularly enjoyed the Sister Lucia thread in the names forum this year. What a lark that was with Eileen. I wish she'd drop in and give us a drive by rant every once in a while.

A fine example of your talent BS. Your poetry certainly made me laugh.

This year's hits... Richard Pryor = Ripcord Harry. James Doohan = Oh, moans Jade. Rosa Parks = Ra Pork Ass Lord James Callaghan = Hell's a clam gonad jar. Gretchen Franklin = Flanking Trencher John Mills = On HMS Jill Edward Heath = He dared! What? Sister Lucia = Is it secular? William Rehnquist = I squirm in the wall. Simon Wiesenthal = In this slow enema. Max Schmeling = Hmm! A sex cling. Pope John Paul II = Oh, apple! I join up.

Big Kev dies aged 55. Bugger, there goes one of my DDP 2006 picks.

But thankfully you are also likely to remain anonymous.

You have your wish! I always find making these decicions very difficult, being a *Libra-type, so you helped me make up my mind. * And I don't care what Hones has to say about that. I doubt very much that you are a Libra Captain Oatez

Play a nice relaxing game of cricket.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

I also strongly believe that princess Diana was murdered. It's so much looks like a murder! Vehicle ‘accidents’ are used as a way of assassination precisely because they are such a common cause of death... And you know this how? I wasn't aware that MOSAD, the CIA, MI5, etc went around telling people what their secret method of undetectible killing is. Was this something else Don Wolfe, whistleblower extraordinare, let out of the bag in "The assassination of Marilyn Monroe?"

Well, I was leaning towards of suicide [note the spelling] but, seeing how you've got the book that tells you an' all, it must be murder. Now, I must admit, I'm not too sure of Donald H. Wolf's motives here, given that he's obviously got conclusive, iron-clad proof that a murder is being covered up and he knows who, how, etc. I would expect that someone with such evidence would be able to get charges laid and the guys behind bars. Strangely though, he's taken a different route. He chose instead to sit down in front of a word processor, knock out god-knows-how-many-words over the period of a few months, proof-read it, submit it to publishers, wait for it to be proof read again, edited, artwork completed, re-read it, get the galley proofs okayed, get it released, sit around for a while and then start picking up the royalty cheques. To me, that doesn't seem like the best way to put murderers behind bars. But in this case it's got to be, because, like you said, you read about it in the book and it's true.

Tell me what you make of this Ban, me auld mate. (No hints off anyone please!) PS It's not me.

I think that's what Herr Jörg Immendorff was attempting, albeit with cocaine and a prostitute

My dear boy, you can "demand" and have all the stamping-foot-tantrums you like, but until you learn a thing or two about asking politely, then I suspect the lady will continue to "insult [you] with [her] simple meaningless nonsense." BTW, I think the radiation avatar is an inspired choice for "Entropy."

Lots of people may remember S. Hussein as "the bastard that used chemical weapons on the Kurds," or as a US Army report put it... What a bastard Hussien must be--using White Phosphorous (WP) as a weapon indeed. Didn't he know that WP is only allowed to be used by the good guys? The same weapon the US admitted it used in Falluja; the same weapon it used in Vietnam. The same weapon the US called a chemical weapon when Iraq used it, but not when they did. See here for a good write up.

Hear, hear. Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised. I think it was Typhoid Harry's .sig that used to say something along the lines of... Think how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of them are even more stupid than that.

Seems pretty obvious to me that it's taken from some sort of serpent hybrid by breeding Acanthopis Antarcticus with Crotalus Viridis; the Death Adder and Rattlesnake; viz Death Rattle.

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