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  1. honez

    Vets

    How about Dr Harry here? He's a bit young for DeathList, but if we're talking suicide, then he's got as much chance as any other TV vet that had their show cancelled just to be squeezed into a segment in Better Homes and Gardens.
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    A Joke

    It sure is. If you are left eye dominant, then you must pull the trigger with your left and hold the gun barrel with your right. Even if you're right handed. If you don't then you'll never hit a damn thing.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    A fine argument, sir. Now if you can just explain it in English that would be just dandy. Oh, and by the way, more than one country can access the Internet, so you may wish to be a little more specific. Thanks for dropping by.
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    Romeo Romeo

    True.
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    Joe Longthorne

    You should like this recent picture then. [snip] That's not him! It looks nothing like him. Taken from his very own web site's forum Janeo...
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    Joe Longthorne

    You should like this recent picture then.
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    Romeo Romeo

    erm... "well known" says it all really.
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    Beer

    I'm surprised that you find still having your own teeth at 103 offensive. You young people can be so silly. I meant the t-shirt not the teeth. What? You are 103, still have all your own T-shirt, but you find it very offensive? Fair enough. Keep it next to the telegram from the Queen do you?
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    Beer

    I'm surprised that you find still having your own teeth at 103 offensive.
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    Near Misses for 2005

    Well there's a bit of a difference Honez my young dear child.. I'm making consecutive predictions one after the other and if that's not so the deaths will take place in short periods of time after the death i failed to recall. It's a different game comparing the DDP because from what i know, it is played year round. Any clever deathlister should be able to make there own list and have atleast one death by this point in time. If not i find that rather pathetic. So Honez..comparing myself with your handfull of deaths shows no comparison. Your off by a country mile..... Why thank you for your condescention my dear boy, but it is totally undeserved, I can assure you. Coming up with the most likely to go next out of a list of 50, then 49, then 48, in a one-off fashion, is statistically far easier than coming up with a list of 20 out of (let's say) thousands twelve months in advance. By all means argue away and use your special powers of reason and deduction if you really feel that you have to, but you'll not convince me. Unless of course you give us a list right now of say, the next half dozen to go and they turn out to be correct. (Providing of course they're not all found murdered by your own fair hand. )
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Slap? F****n liberals! Publically flog 'em! How about a happy slap?
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    Joe Longthorne

    What exactly does "sound is like an add for toilet cleaner" mean? Is "tell us fella, what do you do for a living!!" this purely a doubly excited statement or is it supposed to be a question? What does "use one word that sum is you up totally." mean? I'm sorry but when you wrote "if your a woman" what is this "a woman" thing to which you refer? And what's this "talking shite" object? What's one of them? What's a "wether"? and what does "he deserve is hugh respect" supposed to mean? What the hell does "Sound is to me as though you got no ball is fella,a real man would acknowledge these fact is and get on with life" Perhaps you are getting confused between "your" and "you're". Maybe you are confused about apostrophes, plurals and possives, and when to use them. You may also have mixed up the words "hugh" and "huge" and "advert" and "add", after all, they are so similar aren't they? You may also be missing something critical in the mechanics of how to change a statement into a question. It's subtle but essential. There are many websites that do a pretty good job of explaining these things. You may wish to visit some of them. Maybe then, someone might take whatever your point is more seriously. Thanks for dropping by.
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    Grave Robbers

    Too late, it's already been done...
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    Near Misses for 2005

    One correct prediction and the promise of another one "soon." As convincing an argument as any media psychic. I'm sold. ...Although in DDP I have made more than one correct prediction, but I do not class myself as some boy genius with a direct tap into the afterlife. Maybe I'm just being too modest and I really am a spirit guide.
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    "afterlife"

    It won't work. Everyone knows that ghosts don't register on video tape.
  16. Why would anyone want to dress their dog up as a freakin' bee? Let's get the SPCA (US version, as something this ghastly could only be occurring there) on to them. An explanation. If you're still not satisfied, then why not complain to the beedogs site owners on that page? Be sure to post your complaint email and any replies you may receive here for our reference.
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    new poll

    Much obliged, ...and congratulations on your new, er..... status. Congrats HCW. I hope to reach "Josco" by Christmas. I'm available long before then (in certain circumstances!) I hope your "party bookings" dancing has more more moves than your avatar Josco, otherwise there'll be plenty of brides-to-be left very disappointed with their green lycra striptease experience.
  18. I think someone's already stumbled across that. From dictionary.com:
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    Most Obsessive Deathlisters

    They probably posted them in the DL conspiracy theory forum. Second one down on the main page before the "Names" forum. I'm surprised you haven't been there yourself, seeing how many posts are about you.
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    List Of Dead Commies

    For me to believe your obviously carefully researched argument, I'll need to you to provide some statistics on death rates both before and after. Please cite your sources. If it's as clear cut as you have determined, it should be obvious from your cited references immediately. Many thanks.
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    Most Obsessive Deathlisters

    Nice scythe scratch in blood there, Skinny Henry.
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    Osama Bin Laden

    Presumably it would have been beyond him to record a few versions with variations on Bushie's potential opposite number a earlier. Now, if he'd have had the common decency to hold up a copy of The Sun or Sunday Sport, then that would have settled it. Maybe if he's still around, he'll think to do it next time after reading this post.
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    Most Obsessive Deathlisters

    What about old man Josco? He used to have a lot to say for himself (between afternoon naps) And he's passed 900 posts now.
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    Victoria Gotti

    Wow! That is the most useful thing I have ever ever read on this site. ... and Lycos derives from "I didn't lie, cos I saw in on the Internet" Honest.
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    Funereal Music

    I want this as my cheap pine box disappears into the big pizza oven behind the curtain.
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