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Jeez, that Google's getting impressive these days. Does it tell you what you got for Christmas that year too?

Lucky sod. How often do you have them?

80's song lyrics Pop Quiz

Nowhere near as much as you should be of you're spelling.

Not if you cover your finger in mustard....OK, I'm going. LOL, I can almost see the manicurist's look of disgust when she comes in for a service. "Oh, you've got some mustard stuck under there, and.. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?"

Peter Doherty = Pretty red hoe = Re: The dry poet = Dry rope teeth Pete Doherty = Dopey tether

Even so, I'd have thought it was easy to find at www.deathclock.com Maybe a google search would have found it. Now, if only I could find the site for google...

So was this guy [snip] Sadly, no word on his scrabble ability. Grand Master = Drat! Germans. Albert Pike = Rape like BT

Oh No! -KRAUT- IS BACK!

I'm a Dukes of Hazzard and The A-Team man myself. Eee those were the days.

What about HCW? I seem to remember some debate a while ago about he/she/it

Ever heard of Scrabble? Don't play me.

I'm so glad you find it amusing. Little things, as they say. If you believe I'm 16, then you'll also believe that I'm not legally allowed to enter my own homepage either.

Any Czech speakers about? "you ste however nitwits" according to a web-based translator program blimey, that's harsh! It's an anagram - A SELECTIVITY MOP You're risking setting off the whole anagram thing off again... Special vomit yet? Me typical Soviet Evil atomic types I'm a live, testy cop Salty vomit piece Spotty mice alive Sap my toilet vice

Did they have those special parties at that special school you went to HCW?

Lies, The Lord God Almighty should know better. The Lord and the little baby Jesus like me. I have a friend in Jesus, an' all that. I dare say The Lord and The Lord Jr would even stoop as low as befriending "the authority" and "john bull" And I should know, because Eileen told me. And if "respect," "like," and "friendship" are requirements for non-removal, then I suspect I wouldn't be the first to leave.

Underwhelmed? I'd have gone ballistic! I thought actors used trailers for that sort of thing, the dirty bastard. I hope you billed the production company for the clean up bill.

...And your contribution to this site has been to piss people off, change identities, come back, have a go at anyone who questions you, and immediately call for them to be ejected from the forum. Ever think that if you calmed down a little, contributed something--anything--of value to the forum then maybe people might be prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt? Until then, all you're going to get is people treating your posts exactly as they should be treated. And before you have a go at me for this post, my role as a mod of the forum is to "moderate" it. That is what I am trying to do now, so don't go flaming me for non-contribution, victimisation, racism, or anything else. From my moderator's ivory tower, all I see is you having a go at everyone else for non-contribution, without you actually having delivered the goods yet. If you had, then as a valued and respected member of the DL community, your complaints would have more validity. So, if you are going to play nice with the other children this time, then welcome back. If not, you must realise by now that we're not about to go turfing other members out just because you don't like them.

I don't remember reading that in Wind in the Willows. I think you'll find it was from Tales of the Riverbank with Hammy Hamster. I seem to recall he spent an awful lot of time hanging out down at the docks. Something to do with buying hot molasses or something.

Pronounced "Dip" I hope you also have one of these to go with it.

what does the CT stand for? Court? c**t Damn that swear filter!

You're a little younger than I imagined then - unless the phantom editor has been at work again. D'oh! That phantom menace.

Bravery,is that what you call it? I suppose then you are calling all the admins and most of the moderators weak? Either way i couldn't care. Although maybe one of these days i will fill out my member profile when i decide to find the time. Mine's been on there for ages.

D'ya think they're better off dead than read?

Millions? That's quite a margin of error there Janeo. Can you be more specific? Are we talking a mere few, tens or hundreds?