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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Well Notapotato something went wrong as i was trying to edit what i had posted. I must have accidentally deleted one of the symobols that activates you to quote another post. I'm sure one of the nice admins could get it back for you. If only we had a nice admin.
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    Edward Upward

    Did the award come in the form of a telegram from QEII?
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    Charles Manson

    Blam! Blam!
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    Actor James Booth Dies

    Which name did you use when you called his agent? Iain, Guest or Mikey?
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    Charlton Heston

    Can you be more specific about what'll kill him? regards, Hein complications from Alzheimers Disease He'll forget it was loaded. Boom!
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    Lord Howe

    Erm, except perhaps the Isle of Man?
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    Lord Howe

    Don't know about a date of birth; date of discovery was 17 February 1788 if that helps.
  8. This is fun for a while; but just a baseball bat and he always dies the same way - with head coming off. Frankly for the Crazy Frog, I want a large range of weapons/torture instruments. Including (but not limited to) Grenade, Gun, Drill, Liquidiser, Hammer, 1 Tonne weight and pile of Nokias. For me, I can't quite see a Green Beret Sergeant screaming over the sound of incoming fire; "For God's sake, they're all over me, they've almost overrun the pillbox... I need another pile of Nokias! AIEEEEEE, too late!"
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    honez

    Rarely have truer words been spoken. On the subject of TF's posts, I've noticed many new members start off posting loads of messages. After about a week or so when the novelty wears off, it generally drops to a more reasonable number. Unfortunately. the same cannot be said for all of us. Take HCW for instance, her postings seem to peak in a twenty-eight day cycle, I can't for the life of me fathom why... HCW?
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    honez

    That's probably the first sensible post the authority has made. Intelligent, articulate, and, Goddamnit, he may just be right.
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    Hello

    Not guilty on all charges of changing postings. All I did was welcome "the authority' in his new guise as John Bull. Given the great difference in style, content and overall approach between the authority and John Bull, as a moderator of this site, I thought it was in the interests of all our members to not be fooled by whatever games you were planning. That's all. If you come onto this forum espousing crap and generally being rude, then come back a few days later trying to hide behind another name for whatever reason, then-- I'm sorry--I don't believe your intentions were entirely aboveboard.
  12. I can say quite categorically, that I will die before I make the list.
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    Dana Reeve (Christopher's Widow)

    It's the ones with cervical cancer you've gotta watch out for.
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    Hello

    Welcome back Mr Bull, if that is indeed your real name. After all, I should know, you are the authority.
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    Deathlist Membership

    What that idea is is grammatically challenged therein. I hereby announce another death: that of grammar in the above quotation. "Black," Kettle said.
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    New to Forum

    LOL. I particularly liked the caption under the picture of Moby.
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    Tony Blair

    Oh, no! Don't tell me the mad bombers are on a seek and destroy mission for Lionel Blair. Run Lionel, run!
  18. You show know? Who do you show it to?
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    F*CKWITS

    Something along the lines of...
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    James Doohan

    I must admit, I'm sadly disappointed by the lack of drive by ranters since Mr Doohan's departure. I had kind of hoped that we'd see something of Emlyn Hughes proportions given the number of Trekkies out there in cyberspace. They're probably all hunkered down in dedicated Trek forums come to think of it, and too geeky to and click on the first thing that appears on Google under their noses. Oh, well, I'll just have to wait for Ronnie Biggs or Claire Rayner. Those two should pull in a few bewildered Googlers.
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    Jane Tomlinson Killer Ride

    And what's worse, by getting all irate and worked up into a rant, their stress levels are presumably going through the roof. And we all know that increased stress leads to elevated blood pressure and puts a strain on the heart. And if I was to stretch the point further and post a load of bollocks like ranters usually do, then obviously, this all leads to cancer.
  22. So you want to pray to your God with specific intention of breaking the 6th commandment Thou shalt not kill/murder. I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.
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    F*CKWITS

    Okay, let me get this straight right from the start--Deathlist.net is about discussing which [relatively] famous celebs may die in the near future. From such discussions, a list of "best bets" is drawn up and we wait to see how accurate our predictions are. We also have a bit of fun and light hearted ribbing along the way as you would with a bunch of your mates. Deathlist.net is not about glorifying death and not about getting satisfaction from looking at gory pictures of various ways average people have died. There are various web sites available for people, maybe like yourself DD, that get off on that kind of thing, but Deathlist is not one of them. I suggest that you may have more fun at one of those other sites. If you haven't worked this out by now, then I suspect the fuckwits to which you refer, may in fact be a little closer to home than you are able to comprehend. Let me make this plain for you to understand. Gory pictures of dead people are not and never will be viewed favourably at Deathlist.net. You are doing nothing but wasting your time posting them here. That's time that would obviously better spent doing something--anything--somewhere else. PS You don't finish a sentence with a comma, and you were missing a question mark in your post.
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    Jane Tomlinson Killer Ride

    Hmm, strange how someone using the very same IP address as you has been on this site before, posting here They obviously didn't share the same view as you about the site. Maybe you should talk to Finn and the Fianna about it.
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    Jane Tomlinson Killer Ride

    Me too. If they come here, I'd like it to be intentional, not by mistake. We'd be in for a real good rant then, not the tired old "you wouldn't do it if it was someone in your family" argument. I'm curious to know if you go to other sites that have content you object to and rant about them too? I didn't realise that this forum hijack's browsers against their will and subjects them to the torture of having to read up on people they may like. There is a simple answer to this of course: if you don't like it, don't come back.
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