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Lots of spelling and grammar mistakes and unnecessary capitalisation. Brian needs to pay more attention in class. 2/10.

Upstairs or downstairs? Whichever, I suspect they'll both be going to the same place.

And a grown man inviting youngsters over to sleep with him in his house with a amusement park in his backyard just for himself is, erm, completely sane is he? If it was purely based on who was the craziest then Jacko would be up before the firing squad before you could say nutty as a nut cake with nut spinkles.

Nope, my alter ego certainly isn't Toby Continued. And... I don't know any more than I'm telling, and I'm not telling anything Duh.

See, the thing is, when spring time comes around and all the animals... No, hang on. Try this instead: Your daddy and mummy love each other very, very much, and when two people love each other, sometimes they make a baby. Your daddy and mummy had a baby that grew into you. You bought a computer, connected it to the internet and came across deathlist.net. That is why you are here, right now--It's your mum's fault for not having a headache.

It's never stopped us in the past, Mr Notapotato, if indeed, [dramatic music] that is your real name.

On the contrary, I believe they have every reason to lie. Imagine the amount of money/ratings/popularity they would lose if they turned against MJ and admitted complicity in hiding his terrible, terrible secret for all these years. Blowing the whistle (so to speak) on what he may or may not have done to/with them early in their Hollywood careers would have been a very career-limiting move for them, their parents, agents, managers, etc, etc. Now that they are in the money, admitting being embroiled in a seedy sex romp with MJ when they were young would be tantamount to career suicide for them and their hangers-on. Like you said... Yeah, right. No reason at all.

Well that just about hits the nail on the head and succinctly defines your thoughts on the world of international politics.

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Just searching on the internet for references for your sickly famous uncle, no doubt. Then you go to those sites and abuse people who you disagree with. And you think we're the sad ones.

And don't forget Prophet of Doom, LPIII, Weatherman90, Stayin' Alive, and a whole plastic bin bag full of others. I think there's a fair chance they're all buried under one of the Admins' rose garden.

I thought you were in charge.

Fallen ill with a bad case of "Piano menu" did he?

I suspect they had to add the "bird" in just to make sure you didn't think she was a lady bloke. She's got big hands see, and they didn't want anyone getting the wrong idea. Between that and her peeing standing up.

No big surprise there I'm afraid. The only one to make it out of the Merc alive was the only one in it with enough brains to actually wear a seatbelt. She was too young to die; too stupid to live.

100% untrue. Quote your source Guest.

A bit of a surprise this one. I know he said he was going to top himself, but who'd have thought he'd actually do it? I know I didn't give him much of a chance. Shame really, he would've been a damn good pick.

You obviously suffered from some kind of head injury as a child. The 1.3L Coupe was my first car, and therefore, was the best car on the road at the time.

There's not a lot there I don't agree with. Except maybe the dearth of ENTER key hits. Well said RAC. I hope you have many more rants, or otherwise, yet to post. We need all the experienced veterinarians we can get to keep most of the DL animals in order. Why not sign up and become a member?

So it would seem.

Respect? Who / what is that then? It's what Josco Junior's got none of, what Mrs Josco wants more of, and what a minute's silence is out of. It's also an anagram of spectre, sceptre and PC reset by the way. I hope that helps.

Nope. But if you're interested in pictures of four ponies, four horsemen? Nudge, nudge.

Same thing happened to me! I would also like to vote in this poll but seemingly I already have???!!!!!!! Did you perchance do a null vote/view results before coming back to vote? If so, the "null vote" is possibly the part that you are overlooking.

Which is kind of bit like going into a porn site, uploading a few pictures of your missus and then posting, under another name of course, that everyone who uses the site is a sicko. Which makes me think that PoD is more than a little strange, or just winding everyone up. Either way, he's a twunt.

Iam not so sure if that would go for.. Adolf Hitler - Is licking satins bedroom floor Charles Manson - And his faimly Saddam Housain - Saids hes depressed\iraqi wants him exsecuted Ossama Bin Ladin - Lives in jungles caves deep ditches ex\ Oj Simpson - Got away with murder\ Get the man a black coffee, now! are you suggesting s/she was .05+ at the time of writing? Maybe a speel chicker wood bee bitter?