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I'll go token hunting and see what I can come up with...

Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen shuffles off, Sat 23 April.

Just seen on the news--Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen died today Sat 22 Apr, at 6:00pm Australian Eastern Standard Time.

Well, no five year-olds I know of are keen on greens.

It's a long story. Suffice to say one of our technicians is looking into the problem... Please hold... Your call is important to us... One of our technicians is looking into the problem... Please hold... Your call is important to us...

He's a fighter that's for sure. Not long to go now though..

Google comes up trumps...Dead & Buried - 213 Euphemisms for Death and Dying (I always did like "to join the choir invisible" though.)

Looks like a stunned mullett to me. Alzheimers anyone? (Is that Debbie Harry with a grey wig on behind LBJ? Next to the whiny-looking woman)

So not voting for the major parties AND you'd vote for someone other than "other"?

Plaid Cymru

If you're using a postal vote, you've already voted for a Labour candidate in Birmingham. 15 times. I don't get it. Care to elucidate?

Absolutely preposterous! How can I possibly decide how to use my postal vote when there's no Plaid Cymru option? It's rigged I tell yuz.

Simon I is a registered member. But is Guest_Simon I the same person? I guest so. (What is the correct procedure after making a really good joke like that? Does one type Ha Ha, or lol or even LOL? Could this be construed as laughing at one's own joke, generally considered to be bad form. Where does one learn the etiquette?) by posting it and seeing how much sh*t OMJ flings your way. ( LOL )... oops bad form.

Anagrams Pope Benedict XVI=I expect VIP on bed Pope Benedict XVI=Convex bidet pipe and How will Pope Benedict XVI die? = whipped in bowel, exotic devil

Don't know what planet you come from, but as of this morning, he's still alive. So that either makes you wrong, or Sir Joh is the second coming of Christ. Take your pick.

Read: It is okay for them to take money directly from the pay and pockets of everyone else, because the one particular supernatural deity that they support says that they can. And of course, we've only got their word for this, because this particular supernatural deity hasn't said a peep for a few thousand years if at all. If and when He did have something to say, I don't recall any mention in the bible about what He had to say about the English monarchy. It's especially thin on the ground for anything concerning the mornarchy having some kind of divine right to live like parasites, sucking tax revenue away from hospitals, schools, etc. where funds are needed far more desperately than the 10th richest woman in the world needs a top-up payment. I'd like to see anyone else use that argument when claiming the dole. "I don't have to work because I am appointed by my particular God to do nothing--and you have to pay me a huge fat paycheck to do it. Oh, by the way, when I want to retire, my son will take over and take other people's money too. This is because my particular God says we should continue my dole dynasty for ever and ever, amen. And don't bother to ask me any questions, because I'm only answerable to my own god." Next time you're walking past the dole office. why not pop in and see how far you get using that tactic?

I gave up trying to work out what the hell your post said about halfway through because i couldnt be bothered trying decipher where your punctuation was supposed to be and without it it all runs into one sentence which noone would be able to understand unless they talk like Dustin Hoffmans character themselves out of Rainman man that was good movie so please try and use at least some kind of punctuation if you want anyone to read your posts apart from yourself and be able to understand them. See?

that wasnt me who said that Okay, I'll buy that--the second poster was definitely not the original prophet of doom--different countries many miles apart. So PoD1&3, who is this famous person of whom you pledged to be the first to tell us has expired? PS If I'm not mistaken, your twenty-four hours is up. So unless you come through with goods on some famous person that passed away without the major news services reporting it, there's no major cash prize for you. Except maybe a little bit of egg you might like to wear on your face for a while.

I'll see if I can drum a list with everyone's contact numbers on it so you can be the first to let us know the breaking news as it happens. What do we all get if you don't keep your pledge? (bearing in mind we know where you live, and we can have the boys around there in ten minutes flat.)

Buster Bloodvessel= Solves bed troubles

Then can we pry his gun from his cold, dead hands? You can try, TWDNKM, but you'd better make damned sure he really is dead before you do.

Nah, it's going to be Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen for sure. BTW, is it true that ID Software are still living off the Profits of Doom?

Time to go for Sir Joh... Back in hospital. This report sounds a bit cheerier than the news report I've just seen on the telly--his doctor described his situation as a wait-and-see, watching vigil. Everyone has their time and I think this is Sir Joh's, she said.

Sorry, it did my Brainin just trying to think of one. Ooh, anagrams... Norbert Brainin=ranter in ribbon Norbert Brainin=Brain-rot 'n' brine

Your point being what exactly?