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What you were omnicient once?

All of which explain why he never made it big in Britain... Or elsewhere for that matter, LP3. The only gags in there were me choking on a large chunk of mediocrity. Sorry Typhoid Harry, but Carnac sounds to me like he was anything but Magnificent.

I've only just realised; this is a trick question. I suspect many, many thousands of people will die in 2005. So the correct answer should be 16+.

Australia's arts community is mourning the loss of one of Australia's best known sopranos, June Bronhill, who died in her sleep aged 75.

ketchup or catsup, not ketsup. Tsk, tsk. Go to the bottom of the class Weatherman.

Okay Stayin' Alive, you've been in the stats seat for a while now, so how about an update to kick the year off properly?

Rather than putting election results down to divine intervention, (whichever way you believe your God(s) may vote) you may wish to at least consider the possibility that the outcome of the democratic process was actually the will of the [uS] people, as lorded over by so many flag-waving US citizens as the paragon of the free world. After all, isn't this the very model of excellence that the US is keen to export to other less fortunate countries? You're not suggesting it's either a flawed model or completely open to ballot-rigging by deities who the Rev Bill is in regular contact with are you, Guest?

Now there's two words you don't usually want in the same sentence; rip & Johnny

Death by Ex Lax and Jumbo Toilet rolls in the one thread.

...or his dad really did beat your dad playing doms down the pub the other night.

I must admit I'll miss his brand of politics. We could do with a few more opposition leaders like him in lots of other countries around the world. It'll be a shame when he keels over with a dodgy gall-bladder or whatever it is he's got in 2006.

Mark Latham, the recently-resigned Australian Labor Party leader might be one to watch for in the next couple of years. (Born 1961, so he's a young 'un too.) "Public office can take it out of people and, after 17 years and two serious life-threatening illnesses, the time has come to put my family and my health first." Why not do us a favour Mark, and put DeathList first?

Did you not see Grease, Grim? 'Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity' dictionary.com: lous·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (louz) adj. lous·i·er, lous·i·est 1) Infested with lice. 2) etc...

I don't think she was that old --1,916?-- Never! She looked a lot younger than that, Weatherman. You're just trying to be nasty at the old darling's expense. Well, you should be ashamed of yourself young man.

Oh no, I've only just found out that Jon Pertwee's dead! (In 1996 no less) News travels slow down in the Antipodes...

She mayof (yeah, yeah, I know it's not spelled like that...)

I think that was the general gist of the post Cap'n.

Maybe you'd be interested in getting stuck into Larry Niven's Ringworld then ixion?

This is a photo of Charles, Ruth Warrick and Michael. Can anyone tell me which one Ruth is? I'm pretty sure she's not the one on the right.

And that's not all he likes to do either.

Yeah, that guy, whatsisname. He's famous

Tsk, I dunno, kids these days... One wave and they're gone.

Heresay is just that until you name your sources ixion.

Spoken like a true septic. So, the troops from the following countries don't count in your opinion? Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Estonia, Georgia, Italy, Japan, Kazakhstan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Moldova, Mongolia, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Ukraine, and the Kingdom of Tonga. I got my information from http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops...t_coalition.htm. You obviously haven't been there before. These countries can't have rated a mention on Fox news either, otherwise you'd have heard it wasn't just good ol' Uncle Sam saving the free world from--what did you call them?--Towel-heads, that's it.

So, let me see if I understand you correctly... You're saying that [group A], who don't like [group B], will be treated in the same way. So, [group A] doesn't like [group B], who in turn will dislike [group A] equally. And furthermore, if [group A] really doesn't like [group B] very much at all, then [group B] will really, really dislike [group A] a whole lot. Is that your point? If it is, then the point you made was something along the lines of... Reggie White shouldn't have disliked gay people, because that made gay people dislike him. Oh, how sad.