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If there is no God, you must mean... "Oh my ___!"

It's amazing what you can learn watching The Simpsons.

...and Dr Death. You'd never want him turning up at your place on a house call.

Things to do while waiting for death: 1) Pay attention in grammar 101. 2) Learn to play the trombone.

... as opposed to being perverted in the normal way?

He's lots of things ending in 'onic,' but ironic isn't one of 'em. (...Sorry weatherman, couldn't help myself...)

I think you'll find that they were also quite popular with gentleman during the early 80s. Jeezus H. That black one looks like it'd be a gentleman's size 12. Either that, or women in 80's used to have flippers.

sig? What sig? I don't see no sig

Yeah I know. Snopes.com makes a great reference site. ..still a good story though

You sure about that Yeti? He could be from AUS (tralia), but, somehow I know that's not true. Cuzdere aint no morans erein Oz, ikin telyuh datfurshure.

Ah, yes, the Glenn Miller Big Ring Sound. Many a grandmother used to love Glenn's sweet brass music when they were younger.

I thought I read something a while back that the plane crash was a cover up to disguise that he really died of a heart attack in a brothel. That kind of scandal would have been terrible in those days, so "they" covered it up, whoever "they" are. I can't be bothered doing any kind of research to confirm it/deny it. Just thought I'd mention that I remembered seeing it somewhere. Now, if someone wants to do some googling and find out what the story is...

try this for an explanation. Could be the same person? Love the way he spells "nieve"

Dying of "natural causes" always strikes me as being a bit of a bizzare term. If I were to insert a rather large sword into my abdomen, then naturally, I would expect the cause (bloody great sword) and effect (dying) to follow one another. Naturally. So, to my way of thinking, any action stupid enough to cause your own death, should be recorded as "natural causes." The Darwin Awards spring to mind: Chevvy Impala/JATO unit/cliff face = Death by natural causes, for example. ...A bit off topic I know, so I'll... uhm... oh never mind...

What would he want with his place? (Answer: chips and mushy peas)

If your seventh cousin is Herr M. Schmeling, then I'll say something nice... He used to be very good at beating the crap out of other people (who were also very good at beating the crap out of other people). In fact, the better they were, the more he'd love to beat the crap out of them. He was good like that. He used to like to share his love of boxing around--you wouldn't even have to ask; he'd just show you how good he was with his fists. That's how nice he was. Nice enough for ya?

Dunno--and that Canadian-born James Doohan fellow isn't much better either.

Good one BB

How come this guy called "Guest" is always ranting? What's his problem?

and the bad half will be dead

...what to get one or cure one? Yeuch!!

That's what's they want you to think.

FYI HCW. List of Famous Australians but they're missing the most famous of all; the Minister for the Arts, Sir Les Patterson. Here he is looking all Ministerial and Arty...

All together now... Nice one Cyril, nice one son, Nice one Cyril, let's 'ave another one.

Not sure, but his boyfriend is.