The Four Horsemen

Do you play the oboe, or are you happily married?

Perhaps that's what they mean when they say the church is going through a sticky patch........... Are you a conservationist? It's either that or a policeman, I reckon................

Something of a bon mot for him then.................

And Josco's career as editor of the Socialist Worker...........

Let's hope it extends to singing as well...........

Does this mean he'll be invaded by Germany shortly?

I'd like to nominate Anubis's career as a stand-up..........

Classy......................

I didn't realise the DL committee had started selling advertising space........

Bill McGarry has died according to this. Didn't think he was famous enough for the "near misses" thread but correct me if I'm wrong!

You weren't that mad old bag with the hamper full of doves on yesterdays news, were you?

You aren't talking about Wolf from Gladiators, are you?

Some of us are grateful for anything, these days

They're trying to decide whether Jacko pulled his finger out or not.........

The Aussie womens football team posed naked as well, they are called the Matildas in case you were wondering. Perhaps our Antipodean correspondant Honez would be kind enough to dig out a picture or several to share with us all?

People called "Eva" don't seem to do that well really. Eva Braun, Eva Cassidy and Little Eva all died relatively young - I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here!

Was this addressed to anyone in particular, or is it something you've been meaning to get off your chest for some time? I understand you can order some cheap valium from a wide variety of sources, if all the emails I tend to receive on the subject are anything to go by - I recommend you try it, and maybe a nice cup of camomile tea.

Thanks, in my circle that's a compliment!

Ironic, isn't it? It's the Catholics who don't believe in contraception and yet if only Mr and Mrs Paisley had used some all those years ago...........

Rhinos are always having orgies due to them all having the horn.............

To be fair, he's probably put more strain on his back than most others due to having to lean down just that little bit further.............

Is this a case of "Jew rang, M'Lord?"........

Now look, I can play the bouzouki and there's nothing criminal about it - and I could comment on Josco's signature quote too, but I resist all temptation.....

Being a researcher and information manager, sometimes I just can't help myself.....except at buffets, of course...........

Erm sorry, I only speak english you know. Iam Perplexed Pleased to meet you.........