The Four Horsemen

I've also looked around the national, regional and local press and can't find any mention of Millvina/Millvena Dean having died - and the Evening Chronicle also mentioned that there were 3 survivors still going in Feb of this year.......

And of course, the death of a husband isn't something that Mrs Howard is going to have to go through..........

In that respect it's much like Conservative Central Office.......... (Sorry Mr Josco!)

Of all the Merchant Ivory films why would anyone use Mystic Masseur as an example? And how come "abdominal", "ulcers" and "masseur" are all spelt correctly but those really tricky ones like "films" and "nobody" aren't?

Mrs Josco exploded? You aren't married to Mr Creasote are you?

Not even in Josco Manor? regards, Hein Nope, but he's quite well known in Josco Minor.............

Is that your excuse?

I suspect this may be some more Aussie-centric news that our Colonial reporter has unearthed...........

That's an awful lot of dying.............

You'll get Honez excited with Antipodean news, you know.........

Frogs and rats? Are you suffering from some form of Biblical plague problem?

Regards. It's regards.

He's right, it's just been flashed up on the BBC website - apparently he was 68 but that's all they're saying right now.

Erm, swear filter anyone? Perhaps it's gone the same way as the search engine.....

Radio 2 reported that Kylie and Olivier Martinez are hoping to start a family this summer. Most people are happy with starting barbecues...............

I saw Matlock once (the TV series, not the Derbyshire town) - he was investigating the death of a college football coach (that's American Football for all us Brits) and at the end all I could think was "There's an hour I'm not going to get back".........

Only goat from the waist down, which means he's only half-kidding........

Only they don't know they're mass murderers, as each one is still their first as far as they're concerned.................

Who are Howard Morris and Andy Griffith exactly? And interesting to note he only died of a single cause.............

Grim Reaper was last seen heading towards the Middle East after mowing John Mills' lawn? Perhaps he took a short cut...........

Agreed. I find the trend for using "U" instead of "You" very irritating as well - I mean, "you" is only 3 letters and if people are too idle to type that then it doesn't bode well for their working lives............

You aren't related to Amanda by any chance, are you??

Best post a few more messages then!

Or maybe Sir Elton Josco?

Canarybody stop these puns? We're all in a thrush and haven't got time, sorry to grouse...........