The Four Horsemen

And while on a musical theme: Folk Folks Off Saw him at Cambridge - music was a load of cack, but I suppose I won't be allowed to say that now he's dead........

Not wishing to play Devils Advocate, but in light of correspondance above Amanda does seem to be a superior class of drive-by. Articulate, willing to respond and not resorting to gratuitous personal abuse (compared to some - see Emlyn Hughes, Richard O'Sullivan, Alex Higgins et al). And willing to argue a corner. I still feel that she hasn't grasped the basic concept or raison d'etre of the DL but credit where credit's due, it makes a refreshing change to have an almost mature discussion with a passing ranter. Now, if only we could get her to register.......... I saw the pictures in the Mirror (while I was buying my Guardian, before you ask), and he doesn't look at all well - do you get bonus points for a death under the age of 60?

So was Jesus when he was born, apparently..........

We'd probably be very upset that he'd died as we hadn't picked him for this years list........

Loses something when played on a computer without a soundcard, I feel.........

Farm animals make better sausages? If a farm animal slaps handcuffs on you then it's time to stop taking hallucinogenics?

Surely if people use their positions as celebrities, politicians etc to raise awareness of issues that matter to them then it is a good thing? Providing the issue isn't blatantly unpleasant, if it's for the good of the world/other people etc then where is the harm? If 99 people are annoyed but 1 person is motivated to do something then I would consider it worth it?

Are we talking pigs as in farm animals or pigs as in police officers?

April must be one worried woman then........

I seem to recall that the last time the Tories wheeled out any "celebrities" they managed to scrape together Jim Davidson, Ed "Stewpot" Stewart and Esther McVey - give me Tim and Susan any day of the week!

OK, deep breath, here goes...... That's possibly the most sensible suggestion I've heard for quite some time. Phew, there, said it!

I was really alluding to either the Pope playing dominoes, or the fact that there are now 2 Popes - "mine" and "yours". I could be doing them a disservice and they were making a modern urban commentary of the great Papal Schism when there were 2 popes (1 in Rome, 1 in Avignon should anyone care) but I have my doubts.........

Are you aware that this makes no sense? I recommend a mug of horlicks and a nice lie down.............

Just had to remove that hyperlink - there'll be no advertising round these parts (not even for books!). And I doubt you will kill any of us - we have wives and girlfriends to do that instead

You can tell the difference between Scotsmen and other Men by looking under their kilts? I'm worried!

I think Teddy may have stumbled on the Deathline if he does go - "Basil Given Brush Off"...........

Was in Bread, now he's toast?

Did you have that Derek Griffiths site bookmarked by any chance? A strange thing to just "happen" across if you ask me Never heard of Andy Griffith either, who is he and what does he do?

Gay people didn't like Reggie White because of his Defensive End, but were impressed by his Tackle (although they had to get past his Guard first)..........

If there is a God how do you explain Celebrity Big Brother, Birmingham, Shane Ritchie or the M25?

Is now an appropriate time to point out that God doesn't actuallly exist and his [Reggie's] quotes and raison d'etre are ultimately pointless? Start your ranting motors now, and stand well back.........

I'm hoping that his middle name is "Sugar" - but clearly not "Heart".........

I wonder if any of these posters watched Jerry Springer-The Opera on Saturday evening.........

Was the Prime Minister of Luxembourg a cast member of 'Allo 'Allo?? Preposterous fake foreign accent Obviously I wouldn't remember it first time round, being not far removed from a 6 year old..............

Thank God for that, I'm sure we were all worried for a moment that you might not make it..........