The Four Horsemen

Sorry Donkeys, you've already had a go at the Israelis - surely you can't be running out of people to hate?

So far we've deduced that the imposter here doesn't like Ronnie Biggs, Jim Callaghan, The Royal Family or Israelis.........you don't drive a cab in London by any chance?

Nurse, the valium for the Donkeys please........

Is there anyone you like? The chaps on Blackpool Beach possibly?

I can spot a certain theme emerging here from the Ass-monger..........

I think the Monty Python quote at the end saved what could have been a rant worthy of a Daily Mail columnist, but could I politely request that you stop bastardising my moniker here - donkeys indeed, pshah!

It may be Nepalese but it certainly isn't speltwithease..........

I think you forgot Richard O'Sullivan too......

Interesting - can't spell "Catholic" or "Paedophile" or "doesn't" but manages to get the ümlaut on "Führer".............. I thought we'd established the Pope doesn't walk the Vatican soil anymore - he has "wheelchaas" and popemobiles these days.

He's so dedicated to finding Nazi's that even a small inconvenience like dying hasn't stopped him

A case of "He was once alive, now he's hours" etc etc

Well quite.......

Surely the fact that we are even talking about her is testament to the fact that she has raised awareness and money for cancer research and treatment, if you can remove the "angry blinkers" and perhaps look a little sideways then having a topic devoted to you on the DL is a tribute in itself. I don't want to break it too you too harshly but people die, including you and me eventually, and particularly people with terminal cancer. I have nothing but admiration and respect for Jane Tomlinson but she is obviously not going to live that much longer so therefore she is a fair topic for discussion. I hadn't noticed anyone wishing her a slow and painful demise, nor belittling what she has done merely having a unemotional discourse on her condition. Points for discussion: 1) Would she be famous if she wasn't dying of cancer? 2) Would she be raising all the money she has if she didn't have cancer? 3) "The only thing worse than being talked about is being ignored" 4) Would you like to be famous enough to have people bother to discuss your demise, or would you be happy in rank obscurity? In summary: courageous - certainly, inspirational - yes, immortal - no, suitable for discussion on the DL - absolutely.

Did he say you were Head and Shoulders above the rest, perchance?

And I thought asparagus was meant to be good for you.......

Is that your real name, Mr Here??

John Amis is 84 next year, and Ian Wallace is the grandfather of them all being a mighty 86 next year (although he has just celebrated his 85th birthday a couple of weeks back) - surely we could nominate the My Music foursome for next years list - one of them is bound to fall off the perch! I used to watch My Music when I was about 10, never knew any of the answers and probably still wouldn't. Rather worryingly, my parents have a range of books by Mr Rees (or Sodding to his friends!).

Is this the same Steve Race of "My Music" fame? Ian Wallace, Frank Muir, Denis Norden and somebody Amis if I remember correctly - Mr Muir has gone to the great scriptwriters hall in the sky, but the others must all be getting on a bit.......

Let me know if you get struck down, Rambler, otherwise I guess you must be right and God is pleased..........

Honest, Officer.........

And how did you "stumble" across this, dare we ask? Some of us don't need computers to have this effect, of course

As a son of a Geordie and Newcastle Utd fan I could take offence, if only it wasn't true

I would have thought they would have stopped him after the first time.......

I have a feeling that he may be suffering from what is technically known as "Atlantic Syndrome".............

824 - do I win anything?