The Four Horsemen

Are you implying that there is some sort of Paisley pattern?

Should have spotted Paul Foot as a potential nominee though, apparently he almost died in 1999 after suffering a ruptured Aorta and never really recovered. Always enjoyed reading him in PE and the Guardian.

I was careful to avoid that one, but thanks for digging it out again....

Surely the Inter-Bodies Trophy?

I think it will also depend on soil type - if I remember correctly acid soil preserves bones much better than alkaline soil (although it might be the other way round - and me with an archaeology degree as well!). If you find out the answer then l'd be interested - we have a cat under the crab apple tree, been there almost 2 years so if I ever have to perform an exhumation (or exfelination?) I'd like to know what I might be faced with!

How about The Corpse Cup or The Mortality Medal?

If she hasn't started decomposing, does that make her still very composed? With no signs of nerves, I dare say

Why does this smell of a hoax?

I think if I'd swam through some famous raw sewage then I'd try to stay anonymous too.....

If she's better known as Weezie from the Jeffersons I dread to think what her lesser roles consisted of.........

I like the way he's described Lady Bird Johnson as the First Lady under LBJ - what I want to know is how many more women ended up under LBJ if his wife was only the first........

I hope everyone else gets that, GR!

Are any of us really happy? And if we are, what have we got to aspire to? Please discuss, write on both sides of the paper, you have 2 hours starting......NOW!

I'm sure that she used to be a regular on Good Morning with Ann and Nick about 10 years ago..........enough to kill anyone off, quite frankly!

He/She (in the interests of parity) would probably have to create a very large crane to move aformentioned large rock, but after he/she's moved it, where would they put it? No room under the bed or on top of the wardrobe in the God household, it's already too full of everything in the universe.

Could be a bad move - remember what it did for Michael Elphick

Well, that's the first rant we've had for a while. It seems Hurricane Joe is all wind and pips...........

I think you are on safe legal ground with "genocidal maniac" - not sure you would find a lawyer to sue you for that.....although Carter Ruck might have a go!

Thanks for that update. Is he related to the Royal Family at all? Mother dead at 101 and all that.......

More to the point, what were YOU doing shuffling around Hampstead Heath?? Looking for badgers, I'll wager

Is Walter Kronkite still going?

Rather tragically they showed the first show of 3-2-1 on Challenge TV a few years back, and there was everyones favourite perpetual teenager Mr Dunn leaving a trilby as a clue and calling it a "Maguffin" for reasons that were never determined......they also showed the episode highlighted above - one of the brains-trust contestants on that show was a certain Janice Long, believe it or else! Really should get out more.........

Isn't it about time somebody remade 3-2-1? I think that none other than Clive Dunn the Immortal was a guest in the first ever show...........

What happens to DL t-shirts if you put them in the dishwasher?

Like dressing in white lycra and singing falsetto?