The Four Horsemen

Cowboy Ronnie knows the King's doctor as well? It's a small world.........

The answer to any question in this thread is invariably "Clive Dunn"...........

Rod, Jane and Freddy with Bungle minus the bear outfit?

Strangely enough, I work with somebody from NZ who is friends with the King of Tonga's doctor - apparently he's got severe diabetes and could keel over at any minute, due to the nature of an absolute monarchy the actual seriousness of his illnesses don't get reported on.........

Good grief, how many comas is this man in? I've counted 3 already.......... If he dies, at least he'll be following the correct rules of punctuation - everyone knows that a coma should be followed by a full-stop. Is that my coat?

I think the only way this is going to happen is if somebody exhumes the body, takes it up in a plane (or glider or helicopter - hang glider might be tricky) and then pushes it out on a really sunny day over BS's garden. And I would query just how "lovely" that would be.........

Do they specify where you have to wear it? (I mean anatomically, not geographically)

Better than flopping out meaningless one-inchers........

Would that be a g-string orchestra, perchance?

Were there a round of applause smiley to hand, I would use it in recognition of the rather marvellous lists of OoO - I doff my cap in your general direction, Sir!

I'm also not entirely sure you can get away with a thread involving the words "lesbian" and "fiddling" anymore..............

And for your next trick, which of those first ladies outlived their respective husbands and which died while their husbands were still in office?

When Eric Bedser died a few weeks back there were plenty of articles on how him and Alec did everything together, so I was sure Alec would beat Fred to the celestial pavilion - but as my showing many a dead pool shows, what do I know!

I'm assuming that none of those Japanese aces were full time Kamikaze pilots.....

So it was YOU!!!

I'm going to South Africa in November, so I'll report back on the political situation and Mr Botha's health later in the year. Unless he dies beforehand of course, in which case I'll limit myself to politics and the state of South African beer.

Does he have a brother called Neil?

Or how about the Margaret Thatcher Memorial Toilet so the public could do to her what she did to the public for so many years.........

Blimey, you've let yourself go a bit, TF!

Is that anything to do with colonic irrigation, BB?

Thank you for that, erm, convincing argument. You don't edit the Daily Mail, do you?

Why do you call me darling? Do I know you? I get the feeling that Ms Boots won't be along to any time soon to answer the question.......

She has been for years. I remember in the Jacko Oprah interview there was a filmed insert with Liz claiming: "Michael Jackson is the sanest person I know." I guess the people she knows (outside Jacko) are a real hoot at parties and psych hospitals. I'd like to know how many people are inside Jacko.......

You'll be wanting an Admin, us Mods do not have such power bestowed upon us. Try flattering the Dutch and it might get sorted, isn't that right MH?

I think it might be the person sitting on the bench before her.........