The Four Horsemen

Must turn that urban myth alarm off.............

I wanted George to win because it would really really annoy Tony Blair........God, I'm starting to sound like Josco

They look remarkably similar to a Tim Vine routine that appears on email every so often - still, worth a chuckle or two.........

Still don't seem to have made it, Mr Notapotato!

This sounds sooooo exciting, please do tell us more. My country is dying too. A slow strangulation in red tape, taxation and interference. What, Yorkshire?

Have you got Kanga's approval for this plan?

Would you be referring to this intellectual tome?

Thank you ROB of LONDON, almost managed to get into the spirit of the DL there if only you'd turned up and reported that somebody famous was seriously ill rather than showing no signs of anything more troubling than a cold. Still, thanks for popping by but try not to shout next time, I'm only over here you know. Toodle pip

I'd rather watch Celebrity Stroke over Celebrity Big Brother any day of the week! "Michael is in the garden, George and Rula are in the Kitchen. Jimmy is paralysed on his left side, dribbling and can't get out of bed without assistance". Marvellous viewing potential there, I think!

Sigh......drugs and alcohol just don't mix, do they..........

Her finest hour being "Three Up, Two Down" with Michael Elphick and Angela Thorne - used to distract me from my homework no end, that program!

Apparently it was originally called Celebrity Fat Club but all the "celebrities" complained so they changed it to Fit instead.........

Isn't that Roland from Grange Hill?

I blame Beverley Knight.......

Blimey, really? Why didn't someone mention it sooner.........

To quote Up Pompeii - "Getting on is easy, it's getting off that's difficult".......

We need Earl Gloomy to update us on all this royal potential........

I thought FF would have suggested Ruud Van Nistelrooy by now. How about I Van Theterrible.......?

Don't tell me, he can't quite remember when he was born.......

I'd like to suggest either "Lou Rawls over and dies" or "Rawls plug pays off" as the headline - bit slow, but I only thought of them this morning........

Nope, I think we'll all agree that Kirk Douglas is old......

That started off so well with poor spelling and abuse, but then just degenerated into nonsense - poor show, Sir!

Let's ask the next passing American.......

But I thought you supported the Tories already, Josco??

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