The Four Horsemen

If you could put some effort into finding lookalikes for Kochanski, then it may be an improvement

Surely the George Michael Appreciation Society would be having a cruise rather than a surf.......

And is that why hedgehogs are always smiling?

Has nobody posted this link yet?

Dear Abby/Mr Hopkins I have an unsatiable lust and overwhelming feelings towards agony aunts. Can you help? Thanks TFH P.S. Dribble drool slobber, oops sorry, it's never happened to me before

Quite frankly I think that's unlikely, if you had to prove it I don't think you'd have a leg to stand on.......

In my day TV experts were the people who worked at Rumbelows........

Happy Birthday indeed to HCW and MH and everyone else who's special day I've forgotten over the past 2 years or so......

That's a list notable for its absentees - where was Style Trial, Gag Tag or Albion Market?

With a Cricket bat?

My God, it's the secret love child of Tony Blair and Bagpuss......

Apparently there's an even more deadly version you can catch from fireplaces - it's called chimney flu.......

Thanks one and all, I am now officially off the market (not that anyone noticed when I was on the market to be honest.......) If every single member of the forum sends me £5 each I'll post a picture of the proceedings!

I intend to shun society for a week, and reaquaint myself with several bottles of port, Scotch and cognac - much like any other holiday, to be honest.......

We had "All Around My Hat" at our wedding..........

He might be a high risk candidate though, as apparently you shag one chinese gay bloke and half an hour later you feel like shagging another one......... I'll let myself out.......

Happy belated birthday Mr Josco! For those of you with a long(ish) memory, 18th August 2006 was also the day I finally made it down the aisle so in a years time it'll be a double DL anniversary!

I was sure that was going to be a tragic Ultravox tribute band story, but sadly not........

Never touched him, your honour. Of course, being an old man who loves his family is no guarantee that he'll be left alone. After all, Gary Glitter is an old man who not only loves his own family but quite a few other families as well, particularly if they happen to be from the Far East and in need of some hush money............

Who is that, exactly? Apologies for my ignorance.......

Now I know he's a bit of an evil terrorist and all that, but surely forcing him to live in Crawley is against the Geneva Convention?

Kerry Dixon used to manage my local team but had leave when they went bust (obviously) - there was a story in our very exciting local paper that he was being questioned about tax evasion a few years back, don't know if that would have put extra strain on the old ticker......

Ah yes, that was after the inaugural Fraserburgh International Sprout Eating Contest if I remember correctly......

Bugger, does that include Paul Daniels??

Perhaps ANNA is "from the hood" and was about to continue with "dis-respectful, das-respectful, all so respectful" or similar. Or perhaps not.