Harvester Of Souls

I've never met a cabbie that's ever mentioned paedophiles. Although I am now blacklisted from so many companies that I've had to resort to hitchhiking.

I think it might run a little deeper than that. I'll personally raise a glass to each and every one of them.

Oxymoron at this present time? I don't think a little thing like the law is going to stop this particular agenda being fulfilled, especially as he could have deployed all those WMD's against us... ... in 45mins. Saddam was a very bad man. Whether he was as bad as we're led to believe I'm honestly not sure anymore. I certainly didn't vote for him but I suppose the line between democratically elected governments and terrorist nations is a line that's getting blurrier all the time. Does it all depends on what mood the PM is in in the AM? With the dawn of 2007 anything I'm told by the politicians is open to cross examination. If Mr Blair said that it was black (sorry... non-white - HoS) then I would physically have to check myself as I wouldn't piss on the lying bastard if he was on fire. As our country continues to slide into the toilet could we get a forced regime change? This particular morning as the absinthe is processed in my liver I genuinely wonder whether it would be a bad thing.

Another Huzzah so early in the morning! That made me smile... fancy that Mr Brimley... y'see that is why I keep coming back, on the off chance that there's a glimmer of the past... EDIT: Still chuckling ever so slightly...

I never said I was exempt from lack of quality just that misery appears to love company.

WKD or Lambrini

The pinnacle had to be Tommy Cooper's total physical and mental breakdown. Just like that.

Greater Manchester?

That sanctimonious tw@ McCartney and his amputee ex-missus...

22/F/Cali

If a moderators are selected from the general membership based on the quality of their posts then how has anyone made it at all? You have to admit the forums have been very sh*t for a very long time.

The answer is 53.

Glorious Commercialmas to everyone! Let's hope several islands don't get washed away this year and make it a bummer for everyone. I mean there's nothing worse than that to detract from the season of self indulgence. Selfish bastards. Why couldn't they drown in the New Year?

Okay as long as the law on burning at the stake is repealed.

Yep and it still warrants capital punishment.

The law has nothing to do with it. Good old fashion paedo-womping justice.

Nonces should be slowly, publically, tortured and executed.

It's a good one... should be it took 2 years to think of it.

.... Please God, Save Me From Your Followers

Copacadaver! Now that made me laugh... which explains why... it was written in 2004.

Is that like a Nicholas Soames hunger strike?

Could this Hussein fiasco get any more bent?

Thankfully I still have the strength to say that football is shite.

I'm always waiting for when the postman delivers the Esther Rantzen Fan Club's Monthly Newletter... Now laminated.

I know. That was the problem...