Harvester Of Souls

I've heard enough... burn her and tip the ashes into a nuclear reprocessing plant.

Estelle and Charlton for a May 2006 double header

With ya. If you're not with us you're with the terrorists and all that bollocks... Boy the Christian Right are really on one now aren't they... are they preparing for a 2nd coming?

I concur and even that has less of a stigma than having a foreign object inserted into your rectum cause severe anal trauma... Where is Michael these days? Has he learnt to swim yet?

The man has bought and paid for me many times over. And you. And everyone here. We're all corporate whores! While you all tuck into your Christmas fowl[sic] I'll be celebrating in my own special way... putting laxatives in the Mince Pies and spiking the office punch with Ecstacy. I hope you all enjoy yourselves and don't develop bullimia in the New Year when the bingeing has to stop. Hope the two days are worth the overdraft... especially when Sony release a new games console in time for the next day of indugence! Merry Commercialmas Everyone!

But in the true spirit of Christmas I'm on treble time! Money rules. Join the winners!

What kind of stuff? He may have been smoking bitumen and that takes one [PRYOR]m*********n blow torch to light the m*****r f****r.[/PRYOR] It would certainly explain his spontaneous combustion. If you mean other 'stuff' then you can say crack cocaine on this forum. We are European after all.

Maybe Wilder is on to something... anymore in his book?

What's the story over there? I mean why aren't they allowed to call Christmas, Christmas? I like the new greetings card from the Shite House though... Nice touch. Well done George!

As Christmas is bollocks I'm going to work.

The only people that want to change Christmas are the politicians who believe that it offends. Not the minority groups. You'll find that while none of them believe in Jesus they're not exactly arsed about anyone maxing out their credit cards in his name either... I'm indigenous to this country. I think Christmas is bollocks. Where can I f*** off to?

Karma says I'll be slowly tortured to death by the 5th Reich...

Have they done it yet...

Looking at the way her mouth has curled down to one side I'd say she's already had a minor one... C'mon Maggie! 2006 could be your year to shine again...

Does it really offend non-Christians or does the Ministry Of W*n**r* believe that it offends non Christians? I think they should be called "Commercialmas Lights" because, let's face it, Christmas is an annual excuse to get into debt through bowing to the social pressure to spend. After all Jesus never existed.

Don't forget the suicide rate going up! It's a bad time of the year to be vulnerable and lonely.

Is it the same numerology that got him elected?

That alone highlights the flaw in this alleged '0' curse.

Bravo!

Gary Glitter returns home to find his girlfriend packing her bags. "I'm Leaving!" she cries "I've Just Heard On The News You're A Paedophile!" "Woah!!" he replies "That's A Pretty Big Word For A Ten Year Old!"

Excellent comeback!

I know but that's not very Death List is it.

Natural selection. Like football fans travelling to Turkey... it's like duuuhhh!!