Harvester Of Souls

Is that like a brothel?

I don't think you realise the extent of the deal I made with him... Paving slabs will do fine

Yeah the bible contains alot of shite... I accepted a long time ago that I was going to spend eternity in the company of brimstone and pitch forks. F*** stones, use paving slabs.

Point taken.

Not much of a biog at all... the fact that he needs to confess to performing in such shite shows that your work, whilst unsung, is far more note worthy. Unless you're a serial viral spreader?

Do what?

To quote the late, great Benny Hill, Never assume as it makes an ASS out of U and ME Truly a great one! Benny Hill was one of the true greats... who picked him all those years ago?

Ahh yes fat, lovable, sexy Claire... Her scent is so alluring... she drew you here... Any idea on when she'll visit the choir invisible? Is he not dead yet? Dear Lord... please find in your heart to allow someone to pull the trigger... Eight O'Clock Edit: Pilled Up Pete Protests Police Probing

Thanks for being civil... it's refreshing to be spared the colourful swear words. Don't assume too much though. Assumption is the mother of all f*** ups.

This BBC article gives their names and addresses! Tedious Link: Revenge Of The Body Snatchers

I was wondering that myself... do these 'actors' qualify as celebrities?

It's a good job football is shite otherwise this thread might contain some relevant information.

Why not... if it achieves the desired result

Slap? F****n liberals! Publically flog 'em!

Better still open his cell and allow a couple of hungry bears in...

I think it would have been nice to have seen Harold Shipman as a host. He had some nice cardigans and corduroy, and as a doctor he would've slotted right in... Either him or the ferret that haunted Whiteley's career...

Is your son famous and are you asking him to be considered? If you get in touch with the administrators I'm sure they could discuss the individual circumstances that would make him eligible. I'm not up on DL policy but I reckon that bars him from consideration... y'see it's about people who we're thinking will die... not those already deceased. Brian Harvey was quite clearly below us when his own car ran him over. That's how it works... you have to be under the car to be run over. I hope Brian makes a speedy recovery but only until 2006 as there is a couple of quid riding on him. Pete Doherty on the other hand... I hear that people are actually turning upto his concerts and throwing drugs and alcohol on stage to see him consume and black out... maybe if the regular DL'rs could band together for enough gear to see him kill himself? Anyone got a spare tickets??

You called??

Is it Pimms O'Clock already?

I like TB with his cheeky pipe and his tea drinking antics... IDGAF who he's supported he's worth a tenner of anyone's money for 2006

Mine is Wensleydale.

Rocky Lovemuscle. My mother had a troubled upbringing....

Oooh the irony...

Death at 60 would make DL a very predictable place... who's for a carousel?

Nowt to do with narrow mindedness, I'm sick of hearing about him. If crack cocaine and heroin is his thing then I wish he'd speed up The Reaper. Do the job properly or it just demonstrates that it's something else he's s*** at. It's nothing to do with the tabloids, I don't like him. Same as you don't like me. The man was convicted of blackmail and robbery so spare the sob story about how hard his life is... boo f***ing hoo... There are enough criminals in society that get away with loads so don't expect anyone to shed a tear when they finally convict one. No. My immediate reaction is to turn the pages and look at the tits. I still want him to remove himself from the gene pool... the People (or any other newspaper) didn't help me realise that I don't like his music... his music did that. He ain't no Hendrix. Not even fit to lick p*** off his gravestone.