Harvester Of Souls

I don't have any amputee jokes to add to this thread I just wanted to say that I really dislike (strongly) Mr McCartney and his patronising speeches about how we should live our lives. So much so that I'm trying to take up fox hunting.

It certainly does... one of them rap fellas, Tupac Shakur was killed in 96 over some 'gangsta S**t'... He's released 6 albums since then and starred in 2 films... I think all up and coming rappers should take note... Saying that I would welcome the death of Gary Glitter but I can't see his career chances improving... any outside bets on a fatal lynching of Mr Gadd? Come on, Come on......

I'm REAlly upset with the way this thREAd is going. Can we keep the REActions to a minimum until he's REAdy to pop?

No worries, Comrade! That one will be around for a while... Moderators permitting!

It looked like it had a promising start but it's sort of fizzled out... V'z jvyyvat gb or ur unf n fubr srgvfu.

Now you've been saving that one for a long time just waiting for a moment like this haven't you??!! Fair play old chap!

You look like a nice cuddly wolf, fancy a go up URANUS Never been one to turn down a bit of arse play... Who's going to go first in the barrel?

Much prefer this version...

After his recent trip to New Orleans, President Bush has been severely criticised for his attitude to toward it's people.

I thought these more directed at the victims of said fuckwits? Can't disagree with that bit... Although I think you're far to soft ... f*****g liberals.

Another forum has been suggested here... Not Exactly Famous But Worth A Mention Maybe it could be dedicated to Steven Milligan and Michael Hutchence?

I'm just glad that Robin Cook died on another peak. Imagine the commotion.

I concur... it could be like a DeathList Awards for amusing and note worthy expirations...

Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin or perhaps the Sound Of Silence by Simon And Garfunkel?

My source tells me a it was a satsuma but we're still researching...

It didn't say in the pamphlet. I was thinking of a light concrete mix around the feet?

I've contacted this council. I've ordered some of their branded refuse bags. When my time comes I'm going to be wrapped in said bags and then dumped in a canal of my choosing.

Don't forget Steven Milligan MP... he was a pioneer.

Charlton Heston - born 1924 http://www.nndb.com/people/961/000022895 He's not 85 but he has got Alzheimers and prostate cancer. Apologies if it's on another thread but the Possibilities For 2006 thread is upto 37 pages on my preferences and I really can't be arsed going through it all as this is probably going to be merged anyway.

The second bomb, dropped on Nagasaki, was another test. It was dropped for one reason and that was to show how it effects human beings. As the war was very close to it's end (especially after the first one) it was purely for research purposes and as it was war time, human experimentation could be brushed away as a legitimate assault on the enemy. You can almost hear the commentary from behind US lines.... "Dude! That Was Awesome!"... followed by high 5's and pepsi.

Tricky question that. Both believe they are the answer to the world's problems. Both have no objection to killing innocents to further their own aims and both claim to have god on their side. Both have made their personal fortune in dealing arms and oil and both have a hatred of Saddam Hussein. Take religion and the obvious physical differences away and they could be the same person. NB: The cynics would also mention Arbusto Energy, where the Bush family's major investor was none other than Salem Bin Laden, Osama's older less hardline brother.

Not in the slightest...

Sorry to buck the trend but I think cricket is S**t. It's slightly more interesting than tennis but a long way from the giddy thrill of watching paint dry... Bring back the games in the Colosseum, I say... or something like this.

It's deja vu all over again... I was merely agreeing with your selection... sheeesh... adding... I Am The Ressurection By The Stone Roses.

Much obliged skipper ... this forum's only failing is the pixel restriction.