Star Crossed

That may well be a question by virtue of the use of the word "what" and a correctly-placed punctuation mark, but it's not one which makes any sense. The judicious addition of another "o", however, would have made the question perfectly comprehensible. I would suggest that, for those of us for whom Engrish is a first ranguage, confusion between "to" and "too" should be considered taboo. It's always worth remembering that we like to keep it subtle and classy here at DL; saying you'd like to sk**l-f**k J0s1e Gr0v3's rott1ng c0rps3 would, I imagine, be too taboo for this forum and it'll probably earn you a warning, so don't do it... In other news, the bridleway which runs next to my house has been made "off limits" by the local council, who have deemed it "unsafe" following recent heavy rain. This is, of course, utter nonsense; the product of some feeble-minded local official's minor power-trip following a complaint from some equally brain-dead local busybody, keen to cash in on the "Tewkesbury Effect". The bridleway is perfectly safe for all except blind toddlers with phenomenally poor self-preservation instincts, who happen to be walking alone in the countryside and are pathologically attracted to the sound of rushing water.

I'd like to see everyone at the DL Con wearing a T-Shirt with their avatar on it; much cooler than name-tags, relatively cheap to do, and some of you would have a T-Shirt which you could wear for other subsequent occasions, such as mowing the lawn, painting, or attending Shari Lewis/Lamb Chop conventions.

Well, Banshees, you know what they say... "a change is as good as a rest."

In the desert the goddess ... calls him madly insane. Er yes, so did you not work out who she was reffering to? Or, indeed, to whom she was referring. Fidel Castro?

I wasn't going to start a new thread for this, so I found a thread that's already rubbish and vaguely on-topic* Whilst searching the World Wide Web for tips on how to most deliciously cook the hapless Columba livia domestica, a recently-disabled single male local by the name of Santos whose painful life I mercifully ended this evening, I happened upon this load of junior psychopaths forum, and noted with dismay the 30+ currently active members. Seems there's a lot of wildlife botherers around. *I am on topic, through this "comparison"... the software's the same; the members' sigs, however, are markedly different!

Yes, darling, I just told them that!

Payne Stewart, watched as his chilled corpse flew miles before plummetting into the ground. NTSB Report. or JFK, of course, courtesy of good ol' Abraham Zapruder!

As IYG's mailbox is full, here's my PM to him. I'll keep a space free in my PM box for a reply, if he fancies it. Turns out that what members say about you in the Chat is dead right. Desperate for peer-approval, trying to work your way back into the Mod fold. I would have given you the benefit of the doubt, but here you go, warning me for some arbitrary reason. I can picture the pleading of Notapotato in the Mods forum; "would someone please warn SC for me; he knows I'm just having a go because it's my personal agenda to trash the quality of this forum as much as possible, and SC's the only one who's got the stones to stand up and call a spade a spade." So, the recently-reinstated Mod IYG, desperate for peer-approval, and SAMAEL (who?), neither of whom have done anything of note recently as regards protecting the forums from whoring, spamming and other quality-degrading bullshit which seems to be the norm these days, step up and each give me a warning. Bet it makes you feel pretty important, doesn't it, doing NAP's dirty work for him? Brilliant! Bravo! All you'll end up with is the usual whores and the rest of the low-IQ club, filling GR's server with their no-talent bullshit. Forgive me for caring. RIP DL Forums. Yours Sincerely, SC

It don't matter to Jesus!

I have a feeling that, as soon as Patrick is buried (many, many years from now), he'll start spinning in his grave. Not being of a Europhile persuasion, he may possibly take offence at your suggestion that he is Belgian, almost as much as I take offence at your pathetic attempt to be on-topic. Edit to add: Congratulations, Sir Patrick, on your 50th Anniversary episode of The Sky At Night. Here's to the next 50 years. You are truly a living legend, worthy of more than the respect of the cretins on this forum who seek to denigrate you and your achievements. I salute you, sir... SC

Is that a euphemism?

Banshees... I never thought I'd write this, but I'm impressed! You've started a pretty good thread. Kudos! I've already done enough drugs to last my neighbourhood a lifetime. Mrs SC knows how I feel about her future. I've jumped out of more planes than my niece has had hot dinners, so what's left? Hmm... I think I'd spend my final hours imploring you all to keep out of the Patrick Moore thread, unless you're actually posting something about Patrick Moore. I'd go into the Chat and my last words would probably be something like "lol! lovely to chat to you all one last time, take care... wisswass the tdonkleys in the turrwets. stay out of the Moore thread, or Lintott'll come 'round and fuc... uuugh... ugh... k you up... ugh... nurse! NURSE! eurgghh..."

Edited to remove content; I suffer from Inverse Vertigo; I get dizzy when my posts appear at the bottom of a page. Edited to say; Thanks, Real Madron, for replying within seconds of my post, thus negating my need to remove the content. Turns out you got the page-bottom instead.

Next! here comes Windsor...

That's the spirit! Now we're well off-topic. Or are we? Would Rowdy Roddy Piper actually be glad that people are rowing in his thread? Does this thread now belong in the Irony thread? Should all threads just be merged into one big one? Let's have a debate about it. Anywhere you like!

Say what? I'd would never assume that you'd vote my way. If you did, I'd be mortified, you no-class piece of sh*t. Keep on whoring, go well

It's easier if you look in the "who's not here" thread. If they're not there, then they're not here, ...but for anyone who wants to chat with someone who is here, this is what I meant. I hope I haven't broken any rules by quoting from a different thread. No, Cap'n, you haven't broken any rules. There are no rules anymore. We can talk about anything, anywhere. Apparently, that's the way NAP wants it.

star crossed f**k off and go to bed That's the spirit, newskills. Let's have a row here too, that's WELL off-topic! (or is it?)

That's because you're both a newbie and an incessant f*****g whore; one of NAP's star children. It's thank to people like you, Real Madron, that most of the decent posters left this site to be run over by ignorant f*****g halfwits. Like you!

I found a nice white feather on my lawn this afternoon. Interesting, isn't it? Apologies if you were expecting a post about Rowdy Roddy Piper; you probably haven't heard the news. There are no topics anymore. Thanks to action by Notapotato, the subjects of threads are now a moot point. You can say anything, anywhere, anytime and if he doesn't like it, he'll sort it out later. But, until he does, just chill out and vent your spleen wherever you f*****g well like.

I had a dream last night. Nothing to do with Tammy Faye Messner, just thought you'd all like to hear about it. No? What? You'd like this thread to remain exclusive to news and views on Tammy Faye Messner? Why? Why can't we just merge all the threads into one great big one, and just talk about any old f*****g thing that comes to mind. Like how Notapotato likes his whores; preferably young, and preferably off-topic.

Very interesting. But who does mind the door? Some chap with a collection of razors, who won't let you back when you've been kicked out. Sounds a bit like the UK electorate (...just to stay on topic.) anybody fancy a game of cards?

Your absolutely right Four Horsemen, but I wasn't arguing with anyone. Maybe for the next 24 hours if possible, a moderator can link all of Star's future posts in my 'Drunk Bored Thread' just so Patrick Moore doesn't become a grade A quality argument ring. You might have to up your game a wee bit to become 'A' grade Royce. Star Crossed, you're clearly an intelligent person. What are conversations like in your house? "Cup of tea dear?" "Yes please darling." "Biscuit?" "FUKC!!! Stop getting off FUKCING TOPIC. All I wanted is a cup of fukcing tea, do you have to..." Calm down brother, you'll end up having a stroke. It's alright, I appear to have a chapperone now. Every thread I come into, Notapotato has to follow me, to check I'm not posting anything offensive, or on-topic. No fear, NAP, I'm nowhere near the topic of this thread. Just whoring it out, just the way you like it. Prick.

Best work you ever did, NAP. Bravo! You really are a total f*****g idiot, aren't you? Is there a "Notapotato's missed the point again" thread? Open f*****g season it is, then. Sorry, Sir Patrick, you're the new Richard O'Sullivan. Blame Notapotato. I predict this thread will be requiring siginificant pruning by Mods (let's face it, by NAP, now he's created his own little Moderatordom) in the near future. Get those shears ready, you tiresome little fuckwad. You've sowed the wind, you'll reap the whirlwind.

Well done. Which dictonary was that? www.dictonary.com? Quite. So get the f**k out of this thread, you off-topic bitch, and you won't need to. Don't you antagonize me, don't you f****n antagonize me now. Remember who you are talking with. Using the same line as a comeback rarely, if ever, has much effect.