Dead Wait

And yet….Kathy Burke doesn’t even spell either name correctly in her tribute…..

Theory 3 - they were in contract negotiations and ITV were no longer going to pay her as much as she has been earning so decided in that moment that this was time to hang up her (insert here something Gail Platt is known for other than ex husbands).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28280224/helen-worth-deal-bill-roache-coronation-street-record/#:~:text=CORRIE'S Helen Worth has signed,of 4%2C773 as Ken Barlow. This is the story in The Sun yesterday claiming that Helen Worth has signed a new deal with episodes to topple the appearance record of William Roache. That was clearly BS given it has been announced everywhere today that she is leaving at the end of the year!

Our window cleaner told me that whenever he calls to collect his money my wife opens the door in her nightie. “That’s a strange place to have a door”, I replied.

Plays a significant role in Series 2 of the Responder which starts…….tonight!

I have no interest of meeting the offspring of my heroes!

All I’ve done is read Kriss Kross and I’m now sitting here singing “Jump, Jump”……!!

Isn’t the one on the left Gok Wan in a dress??

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26670395/olivia-munn-diagnosed-with-breast-cancer/ Olivia Munn diagnosed with aggressive breast cancer.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/05/kate-middleton-return-royal-duties-trooping-the-colour-20402339/?ico=top-stories_home_top Kates return to work delayed until June

So nothing vong with him?!

Former professional dancer Robin Windsor dead https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13103037/Strictly-Come-Dancing-star-Robin-Windsor-dies.html

This reminds of a quote from The Apprentice last night: Once we’d explained it it was self explanatory!!

Strictly beckons……!

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68104699.amp Klopp leaving Liverpool at end of season saying “he does not have the energy”…..

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/25506693/homes-under-the-hammers-tommy-walsh-lung-cancer-axed/ Tommy Walsh - lung cancer

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/25452069/home-alone-star-devin-ratray-hospitalized-domestic-violence-trial/ Buzz from Home Alone in critical condition apparently. Worth taking with a pinch of salt given he is facing a domestic abuse charge.

Most socking?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/breaking-king-charles-undergo-treatment-31904554#google_vignette Maybe next week….?!

Tom Baker

Paula Tilbrook may be the one you’re forgetting. Died Dec19 and announced in Jul20.

Prunella Scales

So quick I hadn’t even voted yet!