Dead Wait

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/29426561/roberta-taylor-dead-eastenders-the-bill/ Roberta Taylor (also from Eastenders) dies following complications from fall…..

Dick van Dyke

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/29322002/kate-garraway-dad-rushed-hospital-suspected-stroke-heart-attack/ Suspected heart attack for Kate Garraways dad - guess there’ll be a new documentary coming soon….!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0dmx4p4m0lo.amp Jack Black cancels Tenacious D world tour based on a comment from Kyle Gass. He was asked when making a birthday wish what he wished for and his response was “don’t miss Donald Trump next time”. Thought it was quite funny myself…..

TMZ think he is a fintess guru…..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckkgl3zz1v6o.amp Carpetright to appoint administrators - 272 stores and 1800 jobs at risk……

6 months with no hit - I’ve not known a time like it! The 3 that came in quick succession at the beginning of the year were fortunate not to have occurred just 8 days earlier rendering 2024 with nothing to show for……

Surely that should’ve read: Willie ever return?

He has an exact replacement in Keifer!

No worries, all good…. I’d be worried for anyone who could mess up spelling Steve….

My use of ‘either’ refers to Steve Sweeney or the other Steve Sweeney (simply put, she is paying tribute to one of them and despite that didn’t take the time to get the name right).

And yet….Kathy Burke doesn’t even spell either name correctly in her tribute…..

Theory 3 - they were in contract negotiations and ITV were no longer going to pay her as much as she has been earning so decided in that moment that this was time to hang up her (insert here something Gail Platt is known for other than ex husbands).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28280224/helen-worth-deal-bill-roache-coronation-street-record/#:~:text=CORRIE'S Helen Worth has signed,of 4%2C773 as Ken Barlow. This is the story in The Sun yesterday claiming that Helen Worth has signed a new deal with episodes to topple the appearance record of William Roache. That was clearly BS given it has been announced everywhere today that she is leaving at the end of the year!

Our window cleaner told me that whenever he calls to collect his money my wife opens the door in her nightie. “That’s a strange place to have a door”, I replied.