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Alan Ball died in a similar way - trying to put out a bonfire in his garden

Yep, 6 points from 34 games (W1 D3), 19 scored, 126 conceded, making a goal difference of -107. Lossiemouth finished above them on 10 points but still would have finished above them even if Fort William had beaten as their goal difference was -73 Congrats to Cove Rangers who snatched the title from Formartine United by beating them 2-0 in their last match last Saturday - a 3rd title in 6 years for them. Tough on Formartine who are yet to win the Highland League

Indeed:

Former Man Utd player Brian Greenhoff

BBC reporting Paul Shane of Hi-de-Hi, You Rang, M'Lord?, Oh Doctor Beeching and various others, has died at 72

Well, if you do want to create a thread on it, there's an obvious title

Clinton looked a little gaunt, though

You'll get a BBC obit for him if/when he goes, as BBC Wales will cover his death

American racing legend and serial death avoider AJ Foyt has back surgery. He's 78 now

Yeah, it's on the Pink Floyd website now

Well the Express have: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/390290/Sick-trolls-take-to-Facebook-and-Twitter-to-celebrate-Margaret-Thatcher-s-death

This is not a drill

That didn't take long Sad news. But I'll take the DDP points, especially as its points a couple of the front runners won't be getting. My 4th hit with Bernie and Mandela not far off. Who said OoO and DDT were out of reach?

Bet his wife is still trying to sell brollies with pictures of his face on, though

The NFL has just announced Jack Pardee has died

Transgender primary school teacher and Richard Littlejohn target Lucy Meadows found dead - believed to be suicide

Well done to the BBC for predicting it correctl...oh wait

I somehow doubt he'll be the last of the famous international Smiths The great thing about Morrissey is his back catalogue has so much misery and death-related material, there are loads (and not-so-good) of good puns

Got 3 hits in 2 and a bit months, and yet I'm way down in =55th. Sums it up, really

This came up with his failed drugs test, didn't it? What's the prognosis?

Yeah, read both Tyke Tyler and Thomas Kempe in school. It got me thinking about the other books I did in school, and discovered that Lynne Reid Banks, who wrote The Indian in the Cupboard (and resulting sequels), the first book I read at secondary school, is still around at 83

Sir Frank Williams' wife, Lady Virginia Williams, has died after a battle with cancer

Reuters reporting he's dead. Just been tweeted

Singer Anastacia's breast cancer returns

The Ling story has taken a rather weird turn - rumours abound that his "debilitating illness" is actually alcoholism. Would explain things like the involvement of the LMA and the "specialist treatment" (and no doubt the poor performances of the players leading up to his absence). But some of the other things don't add up. No one seems to know - that's the only rumour that seems to be spreading; nothing has leaked out from the club, and dare anyone try and discuss it on a fans' forum as you'll get criticised for speculating. The silence is deafening