Seven Seals

Hmmm. Looks like this one is heading straight for the List of the Lost. Not even a mention yet on the Toto website, although in fairness it doesn't look like it gets updated much at all.

I've gone for Gorbachev - he was on my DDP reserve list after missing both Thatcher's and Mandela's funerals.

Kerching. Reuters UK counts. DDP apocalypse avoided.

I'm getting worried we won't see a qualifying obit. It's bad enough that he predicted my apocalyptic demise due to pestilence related complications two years ago; now when I return the favour and predict his I don't even get my DDP points.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25359939 Damn damn damn. They could have waited a couple of weeks.

So she's giving away 200 turkeys. Is it a box set of all her movies?

Interesting development in North Korea. Assassinations must be a possibility in all this power struggle malarky. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25295312

I'm glad we voted against. I don't want to lose points for cheating when he gets blown up this weekend - now my taxes will not have helped pay for it.

Desperately sorry to hear this. Looks like I picked the wrong geriatric former E20 resident this year.

He has been banned from flying to the UK. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22902098 What a pity, he could have kept Julian company in the Ecuador embassy.

If all he had was superficial cuts and bruises I want the resignation of whoever authorised evacuation to hospital by air ambulance,

Several websites now reporting that the sale of her house has fallen through. http://realestalker.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/zsa-zsas-bel-air-mansion-falls-out-of.html I'm not surprised. Who wants to buy a house with squatters you can't get rid of for potentially three years and you need to pay them $325,000 a year to boot?! I think Zsa Zsa is way past the stage of being capable of worrying or caring about any of this. Only question left is when will the saga end?

I can't claim credit for that one. That was written up by Rude Kid or Siegfried Baboon, wherever they are... Hahaha. I might have to put him on my list for next year just to guarantee that stays there.

Mark willl get lost on the way to the funeral.

North Korea are sabre-rattling again. Beginning to wish I'd left Jong-un on my list for this year; looks like the US have promised to get involved if they start lobbing anything at the south.

I might buy shares in Pilkington in the morning.

Do we get unnatural death bonus points because the Yanks did it?

It's very disturbing that this lot provide 'spiritual guidance' to 1.2 billion sheeple.

I'd been wondering about that. When he loses his "head of state" diplomatic immunity it would just take one country to issue an international warrant for his arrest to trap him permanently in the Vatican. http://itccs.org/ Read the first two articles on the above link. Then grab a big tub of popcorn, this is going to get very interesting.

Dead. Apparently after her ventilator malfunctioned! http://www.dailymail...l#axzz2Klpq0v6g

Well, still no sign of Huge Chav returning home 'in the coming days', and now upbeat statements from Fidel Castro about his recovery have been toned down. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/12/fidel-castro-remarks-chavez-health_n_2671373.html?ir=World&ref=topbar

I'm sure the yanks have Jong-un marked down as the clueless young puppet he so obviously is. It's their nuclear scientists and engineers who need to start watching who they eat, drink and sleep with. Hope so anyway cos I dropped him from my DDP list.

A media frenzy by the look of things.

Due to his reputation for investigating scandals, he's been headhunted by the EU to investigate the horsemeat saga.

Andre Cassagnes, inventor of Etch-a-Sketch, has died aged 86. Dead in two shakes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21311866