Seven Seals

Huffington Post now reporting that Chav's brother says he will be returning to Venezuala in the coming days. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/21/chavez-return-home_n_2521874.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003 Meanwhile, a prominant Chav critic in Venezuala continues to speculate he is already dead. http://www.microsofttranslator.com/bv.aspx?from=&to=en&a=http://noticiasvenezuela.info/2013/01/es-probable-que-hugo-chavez-haya-muerto/?wt=5 Maybe he's returning in a box.

So a few flakes are expected in London then.

What a nutjob. Thank fuck for the Atlantic ocean. I'm no fan of Piers Morgan but that was an awesome display of letting someone hang themselves. Not that he had to put in too much effort.

I hate Twitter - just found this on it http://astropost.blogspot.nl/2013/01/hugo-chavez-astrological-situation.html Probably more accurate than the updates from Venezualan officials though.

No wonder he fell into a coma. According to that article he'd just had a conversation with Tony Bliar.

Happy 60th birthday to the Lockerbie scapegoat bomber. He'll probably snuff it tomorrow now that he is worth one less DDP point.

Shooting him dead saves a messy trial - there was never going to be any other outcome. I'm thinking of putting his brother on my DDP selection for next year, if he makes it that far.

Paisley now out of intensive care according to the BBC. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17061835 Has he been told about Rangers yet?

Whitney Houston has died according to BBC ticker - no article yet. Shocked to say the least. Guess we'll know more in the morning.

Now trending on Twitter along with jokes about UnDead and the end of his Korea. Unlikely to be true as only Twitter and Chinese equivalent reporting it at the moment but I'll happily take the 30 DDP points if it's true.

Ian Paisley has asked to be given the last rites. Apparently, the hospital have fitted him with a catholytic converter.

http://newsthump.com/2012/02/07/dr-ian-paisley-refusing-to-take-part-in-the-resuscitation-process/ Come on you cantankerous old bigot, I need my first ever DDP points.

Demi Moore seems to be a bit unstable these days following a split from her partner. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16767340 Could she be set to join Patrick Swayze at that great potters wheel in the sky?

Megrahi will hang on until at least 2nd April out of spite to deny us all a few DDP points. Gibb for me. Gutted he's not in my DDP selection.

Based on his lily-livered conduct so far, he'd be too chicken to take his own life I reckon. There are over twenty families out there who would have a motive to assist though. Maybe one of them has Mafia connections.

It's all that head shaving. She's shaved too deep and shaved her brains off.