Bibliogryphon

Yes but all the clowns were really upset at being compared to Boris Johnson

I have produced a different graph today which is on a slightly different basis There are only four lines on this one so I hope it is easier to read There is the current record holding year 2020 The current year 2024 The average date that each numbered death (Up to 13) has occurred across the past 10 years The line that would deliver us a new record breaking year on a pro-rata basis (One death every 17 days)

Will be appearing at the Talking Pictures TV Festival in St Albans on 16 & 17 March

Definitely need Claudia Winkelman for election night coverage "Keir Starmer, You have received the most votes........now please reveal to us whether you are Labour or Conservative"

He says he is running out of energy. I am inclined to take him at his word but the question will be how many of his squad are staying because of him. Will the lure of Arab money become less difficult to resist for the likes of Salah? Also they will probably go through at least two managers before they get the next right one

Jurgen Klopp to step down at the end of the season

26/Jan/2024 31 The Kinks — All Day And All Of The Night 29 The Troggs — Wild Thing 28 The Kinks — Waterloo Sunset +1 26 The Yardbirds — Heart Full Of Soul 24 Los Bravos — Black Is Black 24 The Who — My Generation -6 24 Chris Montez — Let’s Dance +1 23 Petula Clark — Downtown +1 23 Barry Ryan — Eloise 23 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto +1 22 The Spencer Davis Group — Gimme Some Lovin’ 22 The Animals — We Gotta Get Out Of This Place 20 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well 19 The Rolling Stones — Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown 15 The Beach Boys — God Only Knows 14 The Drifters — Save The Last Dance For Me 07 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday

Currently holding the only trophy NUFC can win

Considering our best result is 20/50 I think even if the committee picked 50 members on a nonagerian skydiving team there wouldn't be a full house of hits There are also plenty of other games to keep us occupied In addition the committee could compile a list of 100 names for the following year and then see what can be extorted from various celebrities to keep them off the next year's list

Got all his work done in the first two weeks so he could go and have a Winterton break in Marbella

25.01.24 30 The Kinks — All Day And All Of The Night 27 The Kinks — Waterloo Sunset +1 26 Chris Montez — Let’s Dance +1 26 Barry Ryan — Eloise 25 The Troggs — Wild Thing 25 The Who — My Generation -2 24 The Spencer Davis Group — Gimme Some Lovin’ 23 Los Bravos — Black Is Black 23 The Yardbirds — Heart Full Of Soul 22 The Beach Boys — God Only Knows 21 The Animals — We Gotta Get Out Of This Place 20 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto 20 The Drifters — Save The Last Dance For Me 20 Petula Clark — Downtown +1 19 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well -2 16 The Rolling Stones — Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown -2 15 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday +1 10 Jimmy Dean — Big Bad John 09 Little Eva — The Loco-Motion 09 John Leyton — Wild Wind

24/Jan/2024 28 Petula Clark — Downtown 28 The Kinks — All Day And All Of The Night 25 The Kinks — Waterloo Sunset +1 25 Chris Montez — Let’s Dance +1 24 The Yardbirds — Heart Full Of Soul 24 The Animals — We Gotta Get Out Of This Place 24 The Troggs — Wild Thing 24 John Leyton — Wild Wind 23 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well -2 22 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday +1 22 Los Bravos — Black Is Black 21 The Spencer Davis Group — Gimme Some Lovin’ 21 Barry Ryan — Eloise 21 The Who — My Generations -2 20 The Drifters — Save The Last Dance For Me 18 The Rolling Stones — Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown -2 18 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto 17 The Beach Boys — God Only Knows 15 Little Eva — The Loco-Motion +1 13 Jimmy Dean — Big Bad John 09 The Crystals — Then He Kissed Me 06 Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas — Do You Want To Know A Secret?

In the No.1 round I was OK with Fade to Black winning. This I not classic Stones

January 23rd 27 The Kinks — All Day And All Of The Night 25 The Beach Boys — God Only Knows 24 Chris Montez — Let’s Dance +4 22 John Leyton — Wild Wind 22 The Animals — We Gotta Get Out Of This Place 22 The Kinks — Waterloo Sunset 22 Petula Clark — Downtown 22 The Troggs — Wild Thing 21 The Spencer Davis Group — Gimme Some Lovin’ 21 The Who — My Generation 21 Jimmy Dean — Big Bad John 21 Barry Ryan — Eloise 21 Los Bravos — Black Is Black 20 The Yardbirds — Heart Full Of Soul 20 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday 20 The Drifters — Save The Last Dance For Me 20 Little Eva — The Loco-Motion 20 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well 19 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto 16 The Rolling Stones — Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown -6 14 Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas — Do You Want To Know A Secret? 14 Chubby Checker — Let’s Twist Again 14 The Crystals — Then He Kissed Me 10 Bobby Darin — Lazy River 

Currently at the NEC in Birmingham about to talk to exhibitors about Sustainability

22/Jan/2024 61 Barry Ryan — Eloise 41 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto 33 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday 31 Nina Simone — Ain’t Got No / Do What You Gotta Do -3 30 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well -3 25 Fleetwood Mac — Man Of The World +4 11 The Foundations — Build Me Up Buttercup 08 Stevie Wonder — Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday

21/1/24 57 Barry Ryan — Eloise 44 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto30 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday 27 Stevie Wonder — Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday 26 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well -6 23 The Foundations — Build Me Up Buttercup 22 Nina Simone — Ain’t Got No / Do What You Gotta Do 20 Fleetwood Mac — Man Of The World +4 19 The Edwin Hawkins Singers — Oh Happy Day 06 Mary Hopkin — Goodbye

Sat 20 Jan 44 Barry Ryan — Eloise 41 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto 35 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday 35 Stevie Wonder — Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday 33 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well -3 27 The Foundations — Build Me Up Buttercup 21 Fleetwood Mac — Man Of The World +4 19 Mary Hopkin — Goodbye 18 Tom Jones — Delilah 18 The Edwin Hawkins Singers — Oh Happy Day -3 14 Nina Simone — Ain’t Got No / Do What You Gotta Do 07 Lou Christie — I’m Gonna Make You Mine

Unpicked in the residual game but now dead. - Good call

Neville Staple from The Specials has cancelled all live shows on medical advice following diagnosis of a serious heart defect

19/Jan/2024 44 Elvis Presley — In The Ghetto 39 Barry Ryan — Eloise 38 The Small Faces — Lazy Sunday 31 Fleetwood Mac — Oh Well -6 31 Stevie Wonder — Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday 24 The Foundations — Build Me Up Buttercup 24 Tom Jones — Delilah 21 Fleetwood Mac — Man Of The World +4 21 The Edwin Hawkins Singers — Oh Happy Day 19 Mary Hopkin — Goodbye 17 Lou Christie — I’m Gonna Make You Mine 16 Kenny Rogers & The First Edition — Ruby, Don’t Take Your Love To Town  15 The Casuals — Jesamine 10 Nina Simone — Ain’t Got No / Do What You Gotta Do

I presume they discounted the teller of the joke......

Lower league club Nuneaton Borough withdraw from the league Didn't know quite where to post this

I am a life long tea totaller for no better reason that I don't like it

In my work game I have banned all new additions to the list of Centarians and so my interest in this thread has diminshed significantly. It is second on my most ignored threads behind the What are you drinking? thread