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  1. Posted

    Well this is getting tedious... I'll watch from the sidelines as we slowly drift towards no-one can win point (24th September).

     

    I may be wrong but I calculate the no-win point as being currently 23 October for the two leaders.

     

    This time last year I scored my first ever Deathrace points for Hugo Chavez but I think he caused the winners to cross the finish line.

     

    Something has got to happen soon.

     

     

    Hasn't it?

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    Actress Anna Nicholas - couldn't see this posted earlier

     

    http://www.thestage..../anna-nicholas/

     

    no it definately wasnt posted before.I would have noticed it because she had a part in one of my all time favourite tv shows One Foot in the Algarve where she played Isabella

     

     

    And after Christopher Malcolms death a fortnight ago, that's two down of the original Rocky Horror stage show..

     

    Richard O'Brien for the hat-trick?

     

    Surely the most obvious candidate for a third RHPS death would be Meatloaf?

     

    I think they mean the original stage show not the movie. Or maybe he was in the stage show and I don't know, but I doubt it.

     

    Also, that thing about the funeral home was a joke about the crystal maze. I thought you got it since you clicked like on my post........ you see, he used to....... ....... bah, nevermind...... haha....

     

    I got the Funeral Home joke but your implication on the age of the show would cast equal aspersions on the age of yours truly and I would have you know I am not a day over.........

  4. Posted

    Actress Anna Nicholas - couldn't see this posted earlier

     

    http://www.thestage..../anna-nicholas/

     

    no it definately wasnt posted before.I would have noticed it because she had a part in one of my all time favourite tv shows One Foot in the Algarve where she played Isabella

     

     

    And after Christopher Malcolms death a fortnight ago, that's two down of the original Rocky Horror stage show..

     

    Richard O'Brien for the hat-trick?

     

    Surely the most obvious candidate for a third RHPS death would be Meatloaf?

  5. Posted

    Glad to see somebody did actually get my Crystal Maze reference....... haha.

     

    Thanks Bibliogryphon

    It wasn't exactly subtle!

     

    Yeah but the show itself is older than fuck now!

     

    What are you saying mate.......?

  10. Posted

    Cheers

     

    No major changes, but at least there is some change:

     

    Scoreboard

     

    Maryportfuncity - 718

    Rotten Ali - 713

    Uschi - 669

    Whitehouse - 359

    MSC - 358

    Toast - 358

    Damon Killian - 354

    Death Impends - 348

    Captain Chorizo - 309

     

    The excitement of this year's deathrace is comparable to watching the Winter Olympics.

  12. Posted

    That's a cliché-filled dismissal of a British cult masterpiece. You stop dissing Bullseye or I'll get Leighton Rees to knock you out IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ONE punch. Oh wait, that fucker's dead. Okay, I'll get Jocky..... oh fuck.

     

    Jim Bowen = ledge. And some of the questions were quite hard at times actually. Even harder now for anyone like me who isn't old enough to know half of the now fairly obscure news/events/minor celebrities that were the subjects of the questions.

     

    And anyway what better TV could there be than watching a couple of gormless fuckers throw away all their prizes with an ill-advised gamble, often involving the non-dart player hilariously contributing a much higher total to the final score than his partner?

     

    What I can say in support of Bullseye - It is not Catchphrase!!!

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    Patricia Routledge is 85 today.

     

    so?

     

    So you're a useless cunt :P

     

    I know I am. But whats the significance of Patricia Routledge turning 85? Does it mean she's about to die? if not why mention it?

     

    It is always useful to remind people how old the potential picks are, and what better way than by marking their birthdays. As posts go I thought it was fairly harmless but it seems to have annoyed you.

     

    Be as one with the world.

  14. Posted

    Apparently Penn Jillette (someone who I have heard of) is writting a biography of James Randi (someone who I had never heard of (until i started visiting the Deathlist))

     

    Do you think he will be lucky with his timing and have it finished just in time to hit the shelves to coincide with his death?

     

    Otherwise he will be left with a lot a waste paper that The Works would not even try to flog for 50p

  15. Posted

    I have noticed the Blankety Blank repeats on Challenge lately. It's comforting to see something that reminds me that not everything on TV was as good as I sometimes believe that it used to be.

     

    Saw some Bullseye on Challenge a little while back. Were there some researcher employed to scour the country for some of the thickest people in the UK. The questions are mind numbing. But Jim Bowen is still breathing in and out.

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    :D I had thought that was Diane Fossey??

     

    Her name conjurs up kebabs, which is not good, so a quick google and I vaguely remember her from some shit in the 70's I think. Fair play to the old burd.

     

    Dian Fossey dealt with Gorillas, Jane Goodall chimps. Don't make this mistake in front of the Librarian.

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    Saw him on 'New Police 5' tonight. He's looked better!

     

    How many Channel 5 viewers even remember him or the original show??

     

    I don't know about the original show but if they remembered how to use the remote control they wouldn't be watching Channel 5.

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    I will often get my haircut and nobody will notice and my job title is Environment & Sustainability Consultant.

    Oh, you are such a cunt.

     

    I liked RA's Eco friendly left leaning bent that fits for me too.

    Correction, you are a mega-cunt.

     

    Whoever removed it previously, go fuck yourself you self-righteous cunt.

     

    Have we met?

    Tempus has learnt a new word at school.

     

    Obviously it wasn't Diplomacy

  24. Posted

    I will often get my haircut and nobody will notice and my job title is Environment & Sustainability Consultant.

    Oh, you are such a cunt.

     

    I liked RA's Eco friendly left leaning bent that fits for me too.

    Correction, you are a mega-cunt.

     

    Whoever removed it previously, go fuck yourself you self-righteous cunt.

     

    Have we met?

  25. Posted

    My nomination for room 101 is "bus people". Hear me out, I regularly ride the bus as it's my only way of getting about but I've come to realise how self-involved, ignorant and annoying bus people are.

     

    Drivers: Normally decent folk 99.9% of the time, so why do I constantly get the 0.01% that don't have a fucking clue. Today I was on the border between two zones in my local area when attempting to board a bus got told I'd have to pay to the next stop so decided I'd save myself a couple of quid and walk to the next stop. Only to be told by the driver I'd have to pay more to get to the next stop (i.e 2 stops after the stop I'd been thrown off)? Obviously I couldn't argue with the bus driver over it as I'd be the one who'd look like a tosser. Also I buy a week ticket and they put it in a little cover, fair enough, however it takes about a minutes to put the ticket in the cover. Why can't they just hand me ticket with the cover to do it myself (it's not exactly rocket science) rather than holding a bus queue and a bus up for longer?

     

    Teenagers/student: There discounted travel must cloud there fucking judgement. They take up far too much room and are often carrying pointless shit like musical instruments, satchels that apparently needs it's own cunting seats; why on earth can't you bastards squeeze those things in front of you, especially when buses start getting to standing room only. Bloody nora. They then get pissed off when you listen to their conversation, when you're talking at 90000 decibels what am I supposed to do pretend I can't hear you? I'm not even joining in, I'm just laughing at you and that's definitely at you not with you.

     

    Phone w***er: There should be a rule against taking phone calls while on a bus unless it is a genuine emergency. I do not need you screaming at whoevers on the other end of the phone. These people go in the same category as bus arguments with two physical people. I don't even want you to answer a phone happily that's still annoying.

     

    Bus Flirter: The morons who don't use bus rides as a way of getting from A to B but as a way of getting to D or V. It's genuinely creepy, and I'm sure a form of harassment but yet you still do it. Why do people attempt to chat totally random strangers up on the bus or at bus stops? Surely you realise the uncomfortable position you're putting that sod in and the way your ruining everybody elses journey, especially when the person has given you a total of 35 back off indicators (yes, I counted, bus journeys are boring).

     

    Headphone Twats:, Please don't wear headphones on buses, especially if you're stupid enough to drop your ticket. When the bus driver then attempts to give you the ticket back as he's a jobsworth who can't let people travel without valid tickets the entire bus is stood still for ten minutes while the driver tries to fucking locate you. Also in headphones twats go those of you who play music so loud that the people five seats away can hear it, I really don't want to listen to your latest pop shite through crackly headphones.

     

    Old People: I don't think I've ever heard anyone over the age of eighty have a meaningful conversation on a bus. I don't care about the telly you watch last night or your grandkids latest innocuous achievement. The thing that gets me the most though is the way you invade busses directly after the curfew on your pass limits has been placed and the way you get to the bus stop long before the curfew is lifted to queue up meaning those of us who arrived for the bus that we can actually get on time have to get past the waiting room for heaven on the way to our bus without bumping into you.

     

    Bus Snoggers: Do I even have to explain what's wrong with these people?

     

    "I am misanthropy and hate mankind" Apemantus in Timon of Athens.

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