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Who's been let loose in mummy's make-up box again? Hasn't quite mastered 'contouring'.

Thanks for organising this Deathray.

Free pen-related injury.

Is that what's known as a challenge w**k?

Nah - he went outside

Not until the 30th

The hoax email sequence mentions her diabetes. Given recent performance and link with Type II and Alzheimer's - I retract my Parkinson's and guess she might have early onset Alzheimer's - she's of an age where that can kick in with the Dreaded D.

Mine too having swapped him out for Jill Gascoigne...

The Gentle Touch - Jill Gascoigne.

At last an idea of his I can agree with; not necessarily post-mortem mind.

He's a Type I diabetic - Type II more commonly associated with heart attack/stroke/circulatory problems - unless ofc he's not managing it properly. Life expectancy for Type I diabetics (born after 1965) is 69 years and for those born post 1995 is 74.

All in favour of internment as long as it's done Big Brother Stylee - I'm just ringing Channel Five to see if they're up for buying the rights.

Personally it's them who has to worry if you're there Lardy

Sadly we're in a constituency which has one of the safest seats for a particular party - even the Portillo effect wouldn't be an embuggerance here -he did consider that option Deathray.

My son should be voting for the first time. He'd gotten himself ready and applied for a proxy vote. He then looked at all our local candidates. He read all the manifestoes etc etc and disappointingly (he took the right to exercise his vote very seriously), couldn't find a candidate in all consciousness he could vote for......

After Brexit, Trump - Corbyn seems next in the deplorable sequence. Whoever thought 'strong and stable' was a vote winner needs help.

Did ye get to Cropredy too Handy? One of the best concerts I've seen so far was Swarbrick and the sublime John Martyn there. Sigh.

Wot with the grease and the cloven hooves, I'd imagine that might prove problematic.

A TWUNT you say YW? Well done Roey Juss - here's to Ubertwuntdom.

30th June 2017.

Poor woman - three kids and all in diapers/nappies (soon eh Ronnie?).

Must say MMDP is one of my favs - if least successful; thanks for organising it again.

I don't suppose I could change my pick for Roy Barraclough Mary

Aye Gabe. Graham Chapman - metastatic spinal cancer (think his started off as cancer of the tonsils) - sadly gone in a few short months. Yet Cleese still lives....