Youwanticewiththat

Prince, George Michael....... Sting ( tho tis more wishful thinking than 'research' this time)

Welcome Izzy!

So sorry to hear of your sad loss Shaun - definitely raise a glass, or three.

Welcome Angels. Would it be presumptuous to suggest your favourite Discworld character is DEATH?

John McCririck - just seen him on the gogglebox; significantly thiner and very shaky indeed. Place yer bets.

That's just so whitey farmer relaxes....

It's not just his cancer that's an issue. His kidneys have been failing for years. Not only that he is being force-fed since he decided to go on a hunger strike. He doesn't get out much either. It's been rumoured that he's a tad unsociable. Hard to find those that enjoy long walks on the moors. Aye - but it'd be worse for him; he'd have to walk home alone Think we might rustle up the odd mob to light his way with torches and pitch-forks

As much as I dislike having to go to work I dislike even more the 'in work, off work, in work, off work' bullshit that is our Christmas/New year break. I feel fat, fucking awful and just want somesort of normality to commence. I hate feeling this way. Been off the whole time. Agree on the feeling shit thing tough. Ate too much, drunk too much, jeez need to get a plan for retirement if I live that long. Have you considered Bus Driver - then other people can die whilst you sleep. Can't guarantee any obits mind.

Imagine his buttocks.

Oh we havent heard the last of him. Can we invite him to the next DeathList convention? I am happy to provide the fishing rod and fried chicken.

A very warm welcome on your entrance.

Here's to ya, few like ya, and they're all..... * HAPPY 2017! *Unless they're on my 2017 DDP Team

Thanks Mary for organising all this!

You are wrong. I've seen this in Africa. He is against all odds. There may yet be a Trick in The Tail.

Just so you know, it's youwantICEwiththat, not rice. Aye, OK - I'll get on it Apologies, mind you'll still get listed for scores as "yr" Hehe no worries Mary - we're an hungry lot. Still better that than mildly racist and not very corpse-y Bless Joey's hypoallergenic mittens tho for noticing. Doubt ma team will trouble ye much this year.

Orf with his head!

Paul McCartney is hiding under the duvet the next few days.

It's what he would have wanted, bless him.

Well done. You got it. And very sad to have done so - we're the same age and used to go to some of the same gigs etc round Hertfordshire - didn't know him after he became famous but he was a truly luminous delightful young man.

Me too Lardy.

2016 started shite and ends mired in the brown stuff.

Wassail!

Shorter than it was two weeks ago...

My chap from Talk Talk ended the conversation (the 10th of the day) with F You F YOu F YOu F You. I'm, pretty sure that's not on the script from the 'technical department'. I do wish, like the revered Toast, I'd thought to ask for one of their brochures.