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I think that's grave robbing you're thinking of RHP, not archaeology - give it awhile mebbe?

That's bugger all. Toastie will soon be celebrating the big 100. Now THATS staying power!! Watch it, sonny. You're not too old for a good spanking. Now that's made the birthday boy happy

50 glorious years YW - here's to many more.

It was all going so well......

Sadly I suspect you won't be alone in that...

Latest: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3787897/Liam-Neeson-64-looks-best-dons-dapper-dark-suit-Hunt-Wilderpeople-gala-screening-London.html I do despair having to post a link to the Daily Mail, may goodness forgive me.

Ellie would love 'Skin So Soft' wot with all that swimming the wee cunty flying beasties; not so much in fact not at all and I didn't get a single bite in my two weeks in Argyll & Bute. That's a cocktail too isn't it?

What is the definition of discharge? Paging Dr Lardy...Paging Dr Lardy.

Was it Nazis?

Midgets get everywhere don't they. Avon's 'Skin So Soft' spray works a treat against the scunners and your skin's so touchabley soft....

31 degrees on my home weather station - scorchio!

Cat for mod pls , if he's not too busy taking over David Attenborough's gig.

The Entertainer (with Branagh et al) was great grey soggy pants - we legged it at half-time.

Too few gentlemen left CA - sorry to read of your loss.

I have a few cards you could write 'don't die' in for me. Can you start with Zsa Zsa?

And a very Happy Birthday from me too Shaun - good to see you've slipped into something comfortable to celebrate

Karma

Ach noo Cat - another one for me too. If I'm not glued to the lightning tracker or the boat tracker or the flight tracker. Have you got a Cat Top Ten of Wonder Webbie sites? Might I suggest this? http://en.vedur.is/ it might compliment your flight tracker soon as they dodge the volcanic ash again

Read all about it on FB. Congratulations and well done. It's hardly going to be a nobel prize winning feat. On the contrary, when the tent is 7.5m long and 4m wide, but the bag has the capacity of a gnat's lunchbox, getting it in is a effing miracle! There's a filthy joke in there somewhere. I do hope it's penis related.

watched x factor last night and after seeing her I'd say that anyone that thinks she is death list material needs to get their eyes checked. Funnily enough Kid I do have an eye test scheduled.... Are you Simon Cowell in disguise? It's a bloody good disguise Paul - don't you go blowing it.

Suspiciously quiet around Brucie imo......... 9th? Higher or lower?

Sharon Osbourn - had a form of bowel cancer that only has 25 per cent survival rate post-five years. Dropped a veritable Ozzy load of weight recently and can only be filmed from one side - yeah yeah probably fillers gone wrong but it's an idea and a possibility...dear goodness but Joeyruss is influential.

Liking a little joke (part II).. that's when The Reaper starts honing his scythe.

I didn't think I could hate that song with any more vim vigor and passion. ​By God I stand corrected. ​SC but goodness forgive me a couple of them made me laugh.