Youwanticewiththat

Mr Mugabe, I think, even by your standards you would be hard pushed to describe Tarbuck Towers in Kingston Upon Thames as a farm - leave yer re-evaluation alone.

Aye, coming soon Ian Brady day in Saddleworth! How's about putting a piccie of Myra on cigarette packets?

& You know what you call a man in the body of a child........

First thread I saw at the top of the new posts this morning was for Dan Aykroyd. Whats up there, I thought? Oh, indigestion, I guess. I should learn by now new threads no longer immediately equal dire health. That's what Maurice Gibb thought.....

Is this a genuine question? It's an abbreviation of the old saying Rest in Peace, traditionally said to the dead person as they die, or once they have died. Yes it is. I'm curious why it came about? It's not that you see any of the departed cavorting down the High St post-mortem or taking up Zumba or coming back to complain of their burial. I am aware of the wonders of WIKI, but we have some real experts here:)

R.I.P.? I wonder if anyone could point me towards any now deceased celebrities who are now, say, tearing it up on the streets of Cheam, or running a blag in Scarborough for examples? Where does the notion of R.I.P. come from? I should perhaps have posted this in 'Ask A Deathlister'?

Brucie (Bonus) Sweepstake?

Thought the same myself earlier in the year to Maryport's horror - I think he's an outlier for the Whipple etc.. Good on him!

Sad to hear this. Went to Cropredy to see John Martyn and had a fine time back in the mists.

Or a re-make of E.T.

All the best for that MK!

It is anyones game.Every candidate is bloody brilliant in terms of extreme old age serious illness or both.Would not at all be surprised if 10 go before the 21st.Maybe the one who finishes last should get given something horrible like a kick up the arse by Maryport.Would drag the competition out a little longer O dear 'braces arse'.

Only if you've got a Smeg fridge dwarlink

Have they tried a bag of sweeties and a van with some kittens in it?

Leslie Phillips - may as well follow me own form guide.

He obviously likes them 'incapacitated' - had a long affair with Anna Nicole Smith at her most 'medicated'. Every time someone posts in this thread my heart rate slightly increases - such a tease.

Death Slam #20 I say, Ding Dong! Seen in his last role as Cyrano de Bergerac it's another Death Slam top totterer LESLIE PHILLIPS. 'Hello' was one of his catchphrases.... but I predict a snappy goodbye for the lad in The Navy Lark. Lumme!

Wretchedly sad Paul - poor parents - 30 is cruel; by then you hope you've got them safely on their way.

Well I would Robert, but thanks to the surgery you kindly arranged for me 'so I could see more clearly'; sadly I'm lidless. How's my old farm doing btw? Still following my helpful notes on crop rotation? Not so sure on that 'organic' fertiliser you left - those thigh bones are a devil to plough through.

Ah well I guess I'll have to conduct the research.

I remember several of his leading ladies saying ahem 'Little Liam' was the king of Hollywood. If only we had one of the DL members who would 'take one' for the team and confirm this assessment? Where's Lardy? Mebbe we should be deploy Cat?

What event would that be Mary? International Pro-celebrity Pipe Cleaning? I'm seriously concerned 'Little Liam' isn't getting the support he needs.

Beware the gaunt Ulsterman - for verily he is one of ours

Sterling Chicken Shop must serve some odd portions.

Nah not buying it - he's thinner than he was for the Oscar-bait role